A black guy walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fvcking place."
2006-07-28 15:14:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whats the difference between a black person and a bench?
a bench can support a family
2006-07-28 15:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, kroepuk, that is sooo old. black people dont always call each other "brother, sister, bruthat or sista" they hardly do that anymore, and if they r,theyre old and lame. Icant stand it, but if they do, its probably cuz were brothers and sisters in the eyes of god. besides, im black, and i know who my father is, in fact, hes in the military and i live with him, AND my mother. i dont know why u say black people cant shut upin the theatre, though. the only one's i know who cant r my sister(real life) and "ghetto" black boys and girls. but for real, ive heard more white people talk in the theatre thatnblacks, and ive been there enough to know.
Also, I'm not really offended by you're comments. Though I am black, I pretty much never get offended by black jokes, because black is not just a color, its a culture. Unfortunatly, I'm not really part of it, because my skin is nor black(no one's is) and i'd have to say I dont participate in normal "black cultured activities. im getting to the point where i cant stand the music, i hang out with pretty much all white or other people, and listen to punk, pop, and alternative music only. besides, i think my Dad wanted tobe white, and he's happy that I participate more in the "white culture". lol
2006-08-05 00:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by goodi2shoes269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so disrespectful and i bet all of those who thought the joke was funny are white. You are so lucky that I have class unlike you who wouldn't know class if it came up to you and punched you in the face. By the way I'm black and am not from Africa. Do your research.
2006-08-04 12:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by crazisexicool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who ever laughs at this joke is a d*ck. Not all black people come from Africa, ducks don't talk fool, you sound very racist, you SHOULD make your enemies the closet, you make yourself look stupid, I'm sure everyone agree with me when i say that was a lame joke, hahaha; How you like them APPLES, JERK! heres a joke, what do you call a white person that likes to keep it in the family ? wHite TrAsH. I REST MY CASE.
2006-08-03 12:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by ladylita21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You walked into a bar with what looks like a frog on your head. The bartender says, "My god, where'd you get that ugly growth?" You say, "No, no, it's not a growth, it's a frog." The bartender says, " I was talking to the frog."
2006-07-28 23:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do black people always call each other "brother", "sister", "sista" or "bro" ?
Because they dont know who their father was, so anyone black they met could be their brother or sister.
Why do some black can't just f-ing shut up in the movie theater??
I dont have answer for this anyone know?
2006-08-04 14:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by kroepuk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the Hell, if a dude can bring a duck to the bar, then why the hell cant I wear a sleaveless shirt!!!!
2006-08-05 02:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! If something's funny it's funny. Seems like too many respondents are thin-skinned. I know black guys who will really like this one. Lighten-up.
2006-08-05 01:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taint funny, Swance.
2006-08-04 01:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old hat 2 out of 10
2006-07-28 22:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋