All categories - 27 July 2006

There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked in the mirror
and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over
with the one exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do
something about.

He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the
sand, except for his penis which he left sticking out.

Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady, saying,
"There really is no justice in the world."

"What do you mean by that?" the other little old lady asked.

She replied, "Look at that....
When I was 20..........I was curious about it
When I was 30..........I enjoyed it
When I was 40..........I asked for it
When I was 50..........I paid for it
When I was 60..........I prayed for it
When I was 70..........I forgot about it
And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I am
too old to squat."

2006-07-27 15:10:37 · 18 answers · asked by christine 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-27 15:10:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-27 15:10:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-27 15:10:25 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Marriage & Divorce

What is the shortest verse in the Bible? The first one to get it right, gets ten points. Have fun!

2006-07-27 15:10:25 · 13 answers · asked by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-27 15:10:14 · 4 answers · asked by ToppDawg 2 in Mathematics

2006-07-27 15:10:13 · 3 answers · asked by girl z 2 in Other - Pets

2006-07-27 15:10:10 · 21 answers · asked by adam_lumina93 3 in Baseball

2006-07-27 15:10:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-27 15:10:00 · 11 answers · asked by CL 2 in Other - Food & Drink

need public record to verify before i fly.

2006-07-27 15:10:00 · 6 answers · asked by charley 1 in Aircraft

how can i get taller? i heard about growth sperts... do they just happen at night on one certain day what if i dont get sleep on that day though i dont get it!

2006-07-27 15:09:59 · 13 answers · asked by I am so lost..... 1 in Other - Health

how old were u when u first had sex! i am staying true to myself and saving sex till marrige! its wrong and slutish if u do it be for do u guys agrea

2006-07-27 15:09:56 · 11 answers · asked by smoocheroo 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-27 15:09:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Schooling

2006-07-27 15:09:46 · 16 answers · asked by galgal 4 in Other - Pets

What is the strangest thing u have ever eaten? where? what country???
AND
wat do u eat that other people look at n go ewwwww!!!
Is it unusual? The most original combination wins 10 points!!
Competition is on!

The strangest thing I have eaten is chocolate n custard on a pizza.
surprisingly ok. im sure u can tell us something more interesting tho!

I know my Korean friend used 2 eat grasshoppers fried in soy sauce

Thanx!!

2006-07-27 15:09:44 · 12 answers · asked by marzipanchan 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-07-27 15:09:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

And if going naked in public is morally wrong, why weren't we born with clothes on?

Why did God get angry about the fact that Adam and Eve knew to cover themselves in fig leaves? Did God actually want Eve to eat the apple so that they would be ashamed of being naked?

2006-07-27 15:09:31 · 17 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Religion & Spirituality

if you're undecided/don't know/don't care,don't answer.otherwise,choose ONE movie,tv show or cartoon only.name the character and aside from sexual things,give other reasons why.be original.

2006-07-27 15:09:27 · 9 answers · asked by bumblebee_chola 4 in Polls & Surveys

hello my son is in need of a good lawer an we dont have no money an the public definders are not very good he has been charged with haveing sex with a minor who told him she was older then what she was an he needs help bad is there a lawer in the house that would be welling to help him

2006-07-27 15:09:25 · 10 answers · asked by cherokee 1 in Law & Ethics

Willys cynical thought for the day;

We could all learn something from the weather. It doesn't care if anybody criticizes or praises it; it just does its own freaking thing!

-  Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

-  Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

-  The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.

-  Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.

-  The twisties-not the super slabs-separate the bikers from the squids.

-  Beware of the biker whose ink peels off. Beware of anybody who's ink peels or washes off!

-  New leather don't smell right.

-  When you're riding lead--don't spit.

-  If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.

-  Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.

-  If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

-  Smoke and grease can hide a multitude of errors, but only for so long.

-  A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

-  If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.

-  The thicker your oil, the hotter you can take it.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-27 15:09:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why is it mainly 3d animated movies in theatres. When I was four Disney had movies like "The Lion King" and Beauty and the Beast." They also had stuff like the Alladin series. They were beautifully animated and the artwork was very well drawn out. Now I mainly watch anime movies because they aren't in 3d format throughout the whole movie or not at all.

Why is it that there are only 3d animated movies in theatres these days and they pop up so fast now.

2006-07-27 15:09:18 · 4 answers · asked by Pwnazorous 2 in Movies

Ok through some reliable sources I have learned the states of california and oregon have both purchased several guillotines. any ideas of why they would do this and upon further reasearch I have learned of a company outside the U.S has seen a dramatic rise in orders and yes this company manufactures guillotines.
Am I the only one thinking this is odd.

2006-07-27 15:09:17 · 5 answers · asked by wardancer 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-07-27 15:09:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-27 15:08:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

well, for ever effect this has of sounding nuts. i want to ascend to a higher level of existence. i do not know what it is, do not know if it is possible and if it is how to do it. i want to approach this scientifically through quantum physics and other related sciences and spiritually. i just want people's thoughts about this

2006-07-27 15:08:50 · 11 answers · asked by noki 1 in Physics

2006-07-27 15:08:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-07-27 15:08:35 · 6 answers · asked by ToppDawg 2 in Mathematics

2006-07-27 15:08:35 · 10 answers · asked by EVE 1 in Hair