There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights
and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked in the mirror
and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over
with the one exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do
something about.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the
sand, except for his penis which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it
around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady, saying,
"There really is no justice in the world."
"What do you mean by that?" the other little old lady asked.
She replied, "Look at that....
When I was 20..........I was curious about it
When I was 30..........I enjoyed it
When I was 40..........I asked for it
When I was 50..........I paid for it
When I was 60..........I prayed for it
When I was 70..........I forgot about it
And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I am
too old to squat."
2006-07-27 15:10:37 · 18 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really bad joke not funny at all
2006-07-27 15:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by buster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
2006-07-27 22:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-27 22:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by 1authority 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+ love it ,,, hope i am in better shape at 80
2006-07-27 22:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by ladyakita0701 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That was hilarious ! I can't wait to tell everyone else ! Thats great ! Good one !
2006-07-28 13:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by sweenygirll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA!! I think is hilarious!! Good one!! Keep them coming!!
2006-07-27 22:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your moma so fat she went to in and out came in and couldent come out
2006-07-27 22:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by vanessa m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is cute ....got a chuckle out of me
2006-07-27 22:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by sswan007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sicko
2006-07-27 22:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good,got anymore?
2006-07-27 22:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋