Willys cynical thought for the day;
We could all learn something from the weather. It doesn't care if anybody criticizes or praises it; it just does its own freaking thing!
- Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
- Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
- The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
- Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.
- The twisties-not the super slabs-separate the bikers from the squids.
- Beware of the biker whose ink peels off. Beware of anybody who's ink peels or washes off!
- New leather don't smell right.
- When you're riding lead--don't spit.
- If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
- Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
- If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
- Smoke and grease can hide a multitude of errors, but only for so long.
- A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
- If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
- The thicker your oil, the hotter you can take it.
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2006-07-27 15:09:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!
2006-07-27 15:09:59 · update #1
You' re "The Man" !! Hey sorry i haven't talked in a while you know I really enjoyed yestardays email.
2006-07-27 16:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have not you published those already? hmmm oh properly lol so... Alex's cynical theory-on the subject of the day... Ever word that when you circulate to a eating place there is an decision for grilled cheese, toast, waffles, pancakes and such... properly hi i don't desire to pay 4.50 for slightly bread with cheese on it with an component of fries, if i wanted a 4.50 meal i might have went to the keep, offered 6 issues of warm wallet and fed my famile for the comparable value as you charge for one guy or woman to eat, if i wanted grilled cheese i might have went to the story offered a .50 loaf of bread and a 2.00 %. of cheese and potatoes and made it myself for the comparable value and that i've got been given greater advantageous than if i might have offered it there. hi i desire the money I certainly have and your 4.50 grilled cheese isn't so particular. verify ya later ?
2016-12-10 16:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by boulger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you're still awesome lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 15:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just fell out of my chair.oooocccchhhhhh
2006-07-27 15:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..ill be cautious.. thanks hihi:)
2006-07-27 15:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋