The best small appliance any woman can own, and any girl's best friend....it's the Photon Torpedo. Small enough to take anywhere, it plugs right into any a/c wall outlet. Who needs a man when you have 3 speeds....gentle, medium, and hickory smoked!
Packin 500watts of pleasure power, after just 5 minutes you may need to be hosed down. (not to mention the fact that you will dim the lights in a 3 block radius).
Just send 3,765,844 box tops to Martha Stewart's prison cell.
2006-07-25
18:03:16
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