My wife and I have 2 dogs. We were buying dog food at Sams and while standing in the check out line a woman behind us asked if we had a dog(?). On impulse, my wife told her "no, my husband is starting 'The Purina Diet' again. He lost 50 lbs the last time he was on it." "Although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital the last time." "The only thing he can remember was waking up in an intensive care unit." "Dog food diet? the woman asked, shocked. "Yes" my wife said, "it is essentially a perfect diet and is nutritionally complete." She told her the way it worked was that I would load my pockets with Purina nuggets, then eat one or two every time I felt hungry. I have to mention, here, that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with her story. Horrified by the story that I ended up in the hospital for eating dog food, the woman asked "was he poisoned by the dog food." My wife said, "no, he was sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him." The two check out lines burst into a roar or laughter. The woman got what she ask for, a stupid answer.
2006-07-24
22:11:12
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