He is actually an example of a neanderthal man living in the modern world.
The lady in red he sang about was Pamela Anderson in her red baywatch swimming uniform.
2006-07-24 22:55:20
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answered by monkeymanelvis 7
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He only has one eyebrow..but it travels across the entire length of his forehead...without any gaps! Apparently..people like that are not to be trusted.. as for the lady in red..she was dancing with Chris 'cheek to cheek' before she was rushed off to A&E, having got tangeld up with the 'catapiller'.
2006-07-24 22:29:00
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answered by david l 3
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It's because the smarmy crooner is too lazy. I'm cursed with the same things and a couple of minutes in front of the mirror with a comb and pair of scissors soon puts things in proper order.
Mind you, perhaps the wife finds them sexy.
2006-07-24 22:19:02
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answered by Stammerman! 5
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Because he was either born that way, or his mum thought it was a good idea to superglue them on!!
2006-07-24 23:24:04
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answered by ? 3
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i guess its hereditary and they make him look sexy too, the lady in red is a woman in his fantasies
2006-07-24 22:23:32
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answered by JBOY 3
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because he is Liam Gallagher's doppelganger!
2006-07-25 01:15:11
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answered by Dumi Dave 2
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because you like them. the grimfcker
2006-07-25 01:32:36
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answered by ilovemuffins 2
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1Why not?
2006-07-24 22:19:11
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answered by Agnes K 3
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