All categories - 17 July 2006

Check your Dirty IQ!

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Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

2006-07-17 22:15:45 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-17 22:15:44 · 6 answers · asked by Rachel_Crestaid_Sugarwonder_ 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-17 22:15:38 · 5 answers · asked by neo 1 in Small Business

2006-07-17 22:15:34 · 3 answers · asked by dhanu_das 1 in Chennai

2006-07-17 22:15:21 · 13 answers · asked by tenaciousd 6 in Other - Society & Culture

If we had the same blood type I would give her mine with no guilt at all

2006-07-17 22:15:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

I use dove glow that builds a tan I have the fair skin one but I have used it a while now and can see its not going to get any darker, so it is ok to move on to the for darker skin one now that ive gone as dark as I will with the fair skin one?

2006-07-17 22:15:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

I'm 15 and im doing my own laundry.. which isnt hard, but what's the difference between tumble dry low and cotten high? (On a dryer) Please let me know because I'm about to dry my clothes and it needs to be on a specific one.. :) Thanks. Kelly

2006-07-17 22:15:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-07-17 22:15:01 · 17 answers · asked by Jack me myself 1 in Weddings

especially just to one person, one woman and to no other...

2006-07-17 22:14:55 · 8 answers · asked by anak sendu 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

Before my husband and I were married I made sure
he knew all about me, and the things I have done
that where the most controversial or dispicable.

In complete honestly, an engaged or soon to be
engaged couple should be forthright with such
things. It enables the other to freely decide
if they truly want to be married. I have heard
some say that there are some things that are
not the others business. I beg to differ.

Secrets can come out later in life and cause
disaster in the marriage. It also prevents
the person from forming an honest opinion of
you and conflicts with that persons freedom
of choice.

Witholding information to keep a relationship going
is not fair to the other person. I also feel it is a form of lying-especially where important/or controversial subjects
are concerned that person has a right to know
as your future spouse...

This would entail anything and everything that might offend
or cause the person to rethink the relationship.

What do you think?

2006-07-17 22:14:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Just curious to know whose paying attention

2006-07-17 22:14:20 · 4 answers · asked by Smokes Angel 3 in Auto Racing

2006-07-17 22:14:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gambling

2006-07-17 22:13:53 · 31 answers · asked by Shahbaaz Ali K 3 in Civic Participation

this guy and i get along fine, we belong to the same office...but im 10 years older than him...how do i know if he likes me romantically or not....please give me the signs!!!

2006-07-17 22:13:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-17 22:13:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2006-07-17 22:13:19 · 6 answers · asked by made sutra 1 in Other - Business & Finance

over immaginations, wild thinking, i want to come out this

2006-07-17 22:13:13 · 5 answers · asked by benny 1 in Mental Health

WOMEN

Some that will, some that won't;
Some that do, some that don't;
Some that should, some that would;
Some that can, some that could.
Some are short, some are tall;
Some are big, some are small;
Some are pretty, some are smart;
Some have wisdom, some have heart.
But all of them are special, you see,
All of them are admired by me.

I wrote this and copyrighted it in 2001, but would it sell?

2006-07-17 22:13:05 · 6 answers · asked by Velociraptor 5 in Other - Arts & Humanities

I am the IT engineer in an organisation where there is a programm that can only run under NT environment. Now a new PC has just been bought which runs XP and there is the need to have the second Pc run a copy of the same programm but with the NT administering it, therefore I need to link both so that the NT would administer or control the application usage by the XP user. Therefore I wish to know/ find out if NT Server can administer an XP workstation\client or can the NT and XP interoperate only under a peer-peer network environment sharing files and other resources with no one acting as the server.Can I have the Xp run as a client under NT Server or Workstation? Help me!

2006-07-17 22:13:04 · 2 answers · asked by microflexsystems 1 in Computer Networking

Im 21 years old. My hubby and I have been tring to get pregnant for 2 and a half years with NO LUCK AT ALL not even a mabey. Then about a month ago I misscarried with out even knowing we were pregnant. We are ready to start tring again but are afraid it wont happen. If any one has any advise as to what to do please help us. Thank you. And also is it harmful or helpful to start taking the prenatal now . Are should i just take the folic acid

2006-07-17 22:12:52 · 4 answers · asked by Miranda S 2 in Trying to Conceive

2006-07-17 22:12:49 · 8 answers · asked by James 5 in Psychology

2006-07-17 22:12:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

first off i read your answers and except for the one person i replied to who was fresh enough to make it sound like i had something to do with my child behavior,thanks to all the answers that made me feel better. i would like to point out like i did that my child was doing fine until her dad got locked up. she goes to church and sings on a choir. she just acting up cause her dad aint around. i want to say thanks to peach, c2god2. and jennifersuem you gave the best advice. next tell my kid her dad is in jail??? she is mixed and i am black her dad is latino. when she goes to school in sept. and says to the teacher her dad is in jail. they will sterotype against her. when i registered her and her dad couldn't show up the principal asked me if he was incarcerated?y i dont know.I told her no. when we went back for her 2nd interview and his mom came the teacher saw her an said am sorry i did not realize how busy your husband was that he could not make it it's nice his mom showed up.sterotype

2006-07-17 22:12:37 · 4 answers · asked by sexylousleo 2 in Marriage & Divorce

if bush could just do one thing right, all these places he goes, just make them learn english... so if they come here or go somewhere or we have to go there that we can get this language barrier over iwth once and for all for the good of humanity. once we have the same language all of us we'll have the same culture and there will be peace the end.

2006-07-17 22:12:26 · 13 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Politics

Its been three years since The Big blackout,and I was NOT prepared. Bank machines down we had no way to add to what little we had and we were not alone. We emptied our freezer and had a big barbque inviting most of our neighbors kids for a meal of hamburgers and and what ever else was defrosting. For a few days we were equal,equally without. No batteries,no bottled water,no news,no fresh food, no power. I swore we would be better prepared next time. Did you find your self in the same boat or did you think ahead and have a few more comforts? How would you do it differently? This question is concerns any disaster not just blackouts.The connection Emergency preparedness

2006-07-17 22:12:16 · 8 answers · asked by momsapplepeye 6 in History

my fiancee, a new zealand citizenship, vows to go marriage with me if i come with my daughter to Auckland in September. currently, after a journey in China with her, she pulls pack her promise! in order to go and live with her, i've donated most of my daily necessaries to the charity of my community and abdicated my job in Shanghai. i also spent my savings to buy stuffs that she thought necessary in Auckland, pay fees on passport, visa etc for my daughter and i... i think what she did is a shame to my daughter and i and, is against the partnership morality. i hope to find a way out for i'm in a deep sorrow... tnx.

2006-07-17 22:12:09 · 4 answers · asked by victor1shanghai 1 in Law & Ethics

By considering the force/non-human power which coordinates
the entire universe and it's beauty

2006-07-17 22:11:56 · 13 answers · asked by gireeshk1 1 in Physics

Why is it every close season the tabloids - and the Daily Record in particular - crank up the Rangers propaganda? You know the usual stuff...any young guy they're going to sign is potentially the best in the world and every player on the continent is just dying for a move to Ibrox.

Of course the sub-plot to all this is that Rangers are going to wipe the floor with the opposition next season. Happened last time, didn't it.

Just about every tabloid journalist and columnist tipped Rangers to win the title last season and we were told Fanfan and Nieto were the greatest things to hit Scottish football.

This close season we're being hyped into believing that Paul Le Guen is the business and a new era of Ibrox dominance is imminent.

So obviously the league is already won.

2006-07-17 22:11:51 · 2 answers · asked by thedene 3 in Scottish Football

2006-07-17 22:11:45 · 14 answers · asked by pinky 1 in Singles & Dating