Check your Dirty IQ!
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Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
2006-07-17 22:15:45 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
2006-07-17 22:16:13 · update #1
Comments plz !
2006-07-17 22:16:33 · update #2
LOL good question liked it alot!!
2006-07-17 22:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by scott s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. ? 2. A BRIDE's wedding ring. 3. Peanut Butter. 4. ? 5. An Elevator. 6. One's Nose. 7. A Newspaper. 8. A PAIR of Gloves. 9. A Crane. 10. A Fire Extinguisher
2016-03-26 22:26:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what answer you want me to give but you just turned me on!
Right now I;ll say anything
2006-07-17 22:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I kind of figured it was going to be something like that, I only saw about one answer for what it was, but either way it was funny, thank you
2006-07-17 22:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comment on what dear ... its nice stuff but there is nothing to say
2006-07-17 22:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by Clark794 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao i was trying to solve them before i saw the nswers thank god i didnt put my answewrs here "no they were not dirty!"
2006-07-17 22:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay you sure had me thinken the wrong thing but hay it was really fun to read.
2006-07-17 22:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by miss. k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i skimmed through that and it sounds gross. but thnx for the two.
2006-07-17 22:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmmmmm, what was the question again???
2006-07-17 22:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by kandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn thats was good to good but my answers are different
2006-07-17 22:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋