All categories - 14 July 2006

This married couple took their little boy to a nude beach on vacation. The little boy was in aww when seeing all these people's private parts.

He told his father that there are many women with bigger boobs then his mother. He asked what this meant. His father said that the bigger the boobs the sillier the woman.

He told his mother that there are many men with a bigger penis then his father. He asked what this meant. His mother said that the bigger the penis the dumber the man.

Hours later the little boy ran up to his mother "Mommy mommy dad is talking to this very very silly women and the more he talks to her the dumber he's getting!"

i thought it was funny! haha

2006-07-14 09:14:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 09:14:31 · 5 answers · asked by meanlilbitch23 3 in Friends

2006-07-14 09:14:28 · 9 answers · asked by Keeptalkin 1 in Etiquette

Sometimes I kinda blackout. I don't see anything for a few seconds, and my head feels strange. This usually happens when I stand up. Does anyone know why this happens?

2006-07-14 09:14:24 · 9 answers · asked by kjc1993 4 in Other - Health

2006-07-14 09:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by SHERRY G 1 in Newborn & Baby

Also, I need to find cheap flights from NYC to Paris for a friend.

2006-07-14 09:14:21 · 9 answers · asked by elvin 1 in Air Travel

Hmmm, so maby neither side is 100% correct, but one side has to be more logically correct, consistent, and provides for a better and more stable nation than the other. Basically it sums down to this...

Replicans: Kill the terrorists, Lower taxes, No gay people!!

Democrats: Don't send out troops it will damage our national budget and the war was none of our business and will only cause more problems instead of prevent them, Level taxes and let the economy flourish, Let people have the freedom to chose their sexuality!!!

2006-07-14 09:14:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2006-07-14 09:14:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

Is Jenna still the best? If not who is hotter?

2006-07-14 09:14:08 · 15 answers · asked by Banker 2 in Singles & Dating

I know I have some gaps in my knowledge on mideast relations and history, but why do the mideast nations hate israel so much ? In the words of the Iranian president, they want to wipe israel off of the map. Why so much hatred ? Please don't just answer religious differences, because many countries in the region have religious differences (e.g. India), but the focus seems to be on israel specifically. What is it that they hate about israel so much ?

2006-07-14 09:14:01 · 13 answers · asked by duffman071 4 in Government

corporation is formed in new york state

2006-07-14 09:13:56 · 5 answers · asked by sam k 1 in Corporations

Who are the terrorists here?

2006-07-14 09:13:56 · 10 answers · asked by Ethan M 5 in Politics

2006-07-14 09:13:54 · 24 answers · asked by JILLARINA 1 in Other - Pets

2006-07-14 09:13:45 · 22 answers · asked by dplcoolcool 1 in Music

I have a pump just for my irrigation system. It had a pipe sticking above the ground, which got hit by a lawnmower. I had the tp of the pipe fixed, whats next? Do I prime the pump? If so how, it looks like a closed circuit for the sprinklers. Please help!

2006-07-14 09:13:42 · 3 answers · asked by lowclearence 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Have a husband, who does not help around the house and with kids, does not 'care' about me, at least doesn't show that. It seems that I have tried 'everything' to get him more loving and passionate. I would describe him as 'cold'. It's not that he does not love me (sometimes I doubt that) butno kisses, no sex for weeks and weeks, and believe it or not, we have been married for 2-3 years and we are in mid 20s. So, help me please?!

2006-07-14 09:13:41 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I need your help and maybe your advice. My Girlfriend, who lives with me and I love her dearly, has a bad problem once a month. It's PMS. It hits her real bad and I can't seem to do anything to help her. At least one day of her PMS week she has a total melt down and cries almost constantly. It is unnerving and at times I have to get away from her without her knowing she is the cause. I feel real bad for her. Is there anything that can help her? She is 44 and pre menopausal and has never done anything to help herself other than Midol witch is a joke, might as well take a squirt gun to a Gun fight.

2006-07-14 09:13:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-07-14 09:13:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'd prefer older over new, small over big, city over suburbs

2006-07-14 09:13:23 · 2 answers · asked by GoSteelers 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Am i old enough to wear a tampon? i am 15. I am scared of the point that thats in me. i have a pool party to go to. I already asked my mom and she said she started wearing them when she was 22!What should i do?

2006-07-14 09:13:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-07-14 09:13:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-14 09:13:11 · 8 answers · asked by No One 1 in Skin Conditions

I use Secret Spray, or sometimes I'll put on Addidas For women. But I put it on everyday.

2006-07-14 09:13:01 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

i have road runner and my modem works well i just got another modem from the store thinking i could hook it to the same cable and have internet on two computers at the same time i hooked the new one that i got to the computer already working and it says that a connection cannot be made what do i need to do to get a second modem to work on my other computer? i have the toshiba pcx2200.

2006-07-14 09:13:00 · 7 answers · asked by john_harrell8380 1 in Other - Hardware

2006-07-14 09:12:59 · 25 answers · asked by Lisa R 4 in Hair

2006-07-14 09:12:58 · 2 answers · asked by suciu m 1 in Special Education

2006-07-14 09:12:57 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Skin Conditions

after around 10 mins in sexual intercourse.. she gets dry.. & entering her hurts her.. is it my fault..?!

2006-07-14 09:12:57 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

my blood veins are so weak that i can see it through my skin. and i want to get rid off from this problem. what can help me that i don't see it anymore?

2006-07-14 09:12:51 · 4 answers · asked by Avani P 1 in Women's Health