This married couple took their little boy to a nude beach on vacation. The little boy was in aww when seeing all these people's private parts.
He told his father that there are many women with bigger boobs then his mother. He asked what this meant. His father said that the bigger the boobs the sillier the woman.
He told his mother that there are many men with a bigger penis then his father. He asked what this meant. His mother said that the bigger the penis the dumber the man.
Hours later the little boy ran up to his mother "Mommy mommy dad is talking to this very very silly women and the more he talks to her the dumber he's getting!"
i thought it was funny! haha
2006-07-14 09:14:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Lisa.. have a sence of humor, you stiff
2006-07-14 09:18:46 · update #1
dat joke was gud, hehehe, Check this one:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-07-14 09:21:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really funny, plus I never heard it before so it gets a 10/10 from me
Gilmores joke also get a 10/10
2006-07-14 10:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Byahhhhhhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny. 5/10.
2006-07-14 09:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
that was awesom. lmao. and so was Gilmores.. wow. that some funny sheit. and yes.. lisa SHOULD lighten up....
2006-07-14 19:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anna.R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny try and answer my joke click my name blonde jokes
2006-07-14 09:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. i like Gilmore's joke, too. That one ROCKS!!
2006-07-14 09:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny
2006-07-14 09:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you that was awesome!!! Loved it!
2006-07-14 09:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two white horses jump in a puddle of mud......dirty enough for you?
2006-07-14 09:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by MOMof2 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
lol
2006-07-14 10:03:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋