The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle
or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current,
of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies
received the following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO
KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!"
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2006-07-06
21:03:21
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