The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle
or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current,
of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies
received the following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO
KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!"
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2006-07-06 21:03:21 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bad dentist bad!!!!!
2006-07-06 21:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by shipis 3 · 9⤊ 2⤋
I do not get the joke. What is a novacaine? Why are they using vaseline? Who is on first?
2006-07-07 04:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by answerer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sarcasm* well, it COULDN'T be the dentist since he is the only one left and, well, it's NOVACAINE... o i wonder who it could have been. Must have been the cat...yes the cat...that darned cat!
2006-07-07 04:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok, take care , there are other alternatives "saliva" safe always
2006-07-07 04:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by BALAG 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2006-07-07 04:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by corinna g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome
2006-07-07 04:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh... the dentist is so dead lol
2006-07-07 04:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-07 05:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hillarious
2006-07-07 04:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.. nice..
Cheers..(",)
2006-07-07 05:59:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋