A husband gets a phone call from the hospital telling him that his wife has been in a terrible car accident and he should get there before she dies. The husband rushes over and soon meets up with the doctor. The doctor says, 'We have bad news sir, your wife is paralised and will need you to take care of her until the day she dies. You will have to bath her, feed her, dress her, be with her in the toilet, you cant have sex with her, move her, basically do everything for her. Its going to be very difficult and you will have to be with her 24/7.' Horrified the husband is speechless and bursts into tears and the doctor says, 'Just kidding man, shes dead.'
2006-06-30
00:51:25
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