Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he
had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the
pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at
once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she
asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickleslicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My
God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what
happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh..she got fired too."
2006-06-30
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