Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he
had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the
pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at
once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she
asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickleslicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My
God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what
happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh..she got fired too."
2006-06-30 06:06:58 · 9 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that's much better than the Chinese restaurant one
2006-06-30 06:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL... with a pickle slicer I thought something bad was going to happen... nice ending!
2006-06-30 16:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I get it, the pickle slicer is not a machine, it's a female. That was funny good one.
2006-06-30 13:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHA, WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THE PICKLE SLICER WAS ACTUALLY A PERSON, I LOVE this joke, u get a 10 for it being sooooo funny
2006-06-30 13:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Very entertaining.
2006-06-30 13:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by Heather M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaofih!!! lolz 10+ 2stars**
2006-06-30 13:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...what did you want as answer?
2006-06-30 13:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's terrible! terribly funny!!
2006-06-30 13:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAHA THAT IS FLIPING HILARIOUS
2006-06-30 13:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie : 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋