> A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he
> was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white
> man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed
> here.
> The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said:
> "listen Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN,"
> "When I grew up, I was BROWN,"
> "When I'm sick, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I'm cold, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I die, I'll be BROWN."
> "But you pendejo ..."
>
> "When you're born, you're pink,"
> "When you grow up, you're white,"
> "When you're sick, you're green,"
> "When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
> "When you're cold, you turn blue,"
> "And when you die, you turn purple."
> "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
2006-06-26
10:51:00
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