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> A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he

> was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white
> man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed
> here.
> The Mexican man turned around and stood up. He then said:
> "listen Pendejo....when I was born, I was BROWN,"
> "When I grew up, I was BROWN,"
> "When I'm sick, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I go in the sun, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I'm cold, I'm BROWN,"
> "When I die, I'll be BROWN."
> "But you pendejo ..."
>
> "When you're born, you're pink,"
> "When you grow up, you're white,"
> "When you're sick, you're green,"
> "When you go in the sun, you turn red,"
> "When you're cold, you turn blue,"
> "And when you die, you turn purple."
> "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

2006-06-26 10:51:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

it's mediocre but not funny.




hope this helps and good luck to you-!

2006-06-26 10:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Seawater 2 · 0 0

yea pretty good, but when I go out into the sun I turn brown does this mean I'm Mexican or tan ?

2006-06-26 17:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by marvs36 3 · 0 0

sounds funny to me , but I'm not Mexican. Some people are too sensitive. I'm Irish& German and none of those jokes bother me....

2006-06-26 17:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by pickle 1 · 0 0

no funny everyone turns purple when they die

2006-06-26 17:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by charlie h 1 · 0 0

nah how about this whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper. give up getting fingered by capt. hook.

2006-06-26 17:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I heard that joke but about a black person

2006-06-26 17:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi L 3 · 0 0

Old,and too long also not funny.

2006-06-26 18:26:40 · answer #7 · answered by paulofhouston 6 · 0 0

hahaha iv heard it b4 but it never gets old!!! i do think this joke is funny!!!!!!!

2006-06-26 17:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BUT I THINK IT IS VERY FUNNY

2006-06-26 17:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by country_metalhead 2 · 0 0

awesome!!! thumbs up & a standing ovation for you my friend!!!!

2006-06-26 17:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Chino 3 · 0 0

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