All categories - 18 June 2006

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

2006-06-18 17:05:47 · 14 answers · asked by kiss2envy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-06-18 17:05:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

I'm making cookies from scratch and am wondering if adding room temperature cream cheese changes the texture of the cookie. Would it make it softer, chewier, or worse? I've heard that sour cream can make cookies keep longer, so I wonder if cream cheese has any benefits.

2006-06-18 17:05:31 · 6 answers · asked by amitvar 1 in Cooking & Recipes

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Where is the wierdest place you have ever had an itch. Please, keep it clean.

2006-06-18 17:05:14 · 10 answers · asked by Ooga Booga 3 in Singles & Dating

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2006-06-18 17:05:05 · 19 answers · asked by Love is blind 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I thought I heard on the radio this morning that they are coming out with a new Halloween movie in Oct of 2007 and that Rob Zombie was going to be a producer or director or something like that...can anyone clear this up for me because I only got half the story when I was listening to it on the radio

2006-06-18 17:05:04 · 14 answers · asked by Emily G 1 in Movies

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I need to find either Hotels or maybe leasing houses for severval weeks while traveling to Japan, China or Philippines???

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YEAH I HAVE THIS THING TO DO AND I REALLY NEED A LIST OR WATEVERS OF REGIONAL MEXICAN ARTISTS PLZ!!!!!!

2006-06-18 17:04:07 · 3 answers · asked by Joshua 1 in Music

places to stop to have some fun, I have a 7 year old girl. I plan on taking 64 and don't want to get very far off the highway as I am navigationaly challenged

2006-06-18 17:04:02 · 2 answers · asked by Tom H 6 in Other - Destinations

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What was your favorite show? Which one was better and why?

2006-06-18 17:03:55 · 45 answers · asked by itsme! 2 in Television

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Please let me know if you know anyone.

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How do I stop this from happening?

2006-06-18 17:03:37 · 13 answers · asked by Felicia C 2 in Singles & Dating

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2006-06-18 17:03:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Any home remadies that can help!

2006-06-18 17:03:23 · 4 answers · asked by Girlie 1 in Skin & Body

2006-06-18 17:03:18 · 34 answers · asked by chuck s 3 in Polls & Surveys

help. my stylist is moving. I found her by accident at a Supercuts. I am ready for a real hair stylist. How do I find one?

2006-06-18 17:03:13 · 7 answers · asked by Cali_mom_of_4 2 in Hair

ok
here goes - iv never ever posted on the internet before... but im really freaked out!
Im 3 weeks late for my period, very sore breasts, very sore and tingly nipples, need to pee alot, moody etc - now i know what your all thinking - take a test. i took an at home test 2 weeks ago
also took a urine test at the doctors both were negitive.
I just chalked all the symtoms up to stress- however a friend advised me that some woman have lower HCG levels and its harder to test using a urine test. I didnt really believe her so i started researching on the net and there is so info on low HCG levels but its all a bit confusing and what i have seen is mostly info for woman on IVF (which im not)
ohhhhhh im just really freaked out
If i was pregnant just dont know what i would do
my boyfriend of 4 years has made it pretty clear that he doenst want kids -- how would i tell him
pls pls give me some advice
thank you sooo much

BELLA

2006-06-18 17:03:13 · 15 answers · asked by bella_t13 2 in Pregnancy

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