All categories - 18 June 2006

I know several people that are getting medicaid, foodstamps and other forms of welfare because they are not married and have children. What the government does not know is that these women are kliving with the father of their children and these men make plenty of money to support them and they do. I think this is disgusting and unfair to those people out there who really need help, they should be ashamed of theirselves. what do you think and do you think that the government should maybe do a little more investigating before approving these people.

2006-06-18 16:22:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES, FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:
>>
>> FEMALE SOFA----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a
>>hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her
>>armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control
>>was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.
>>
>>
>>
>> PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
>>lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in
>>her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I
>>would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it
>>was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a
>>recent hysterectomy.
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>>
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>> PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony
>>mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling
>>around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the
>>mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The
>>concrete then hardened, (no ****; Sherlock!), causing constipation and
>>pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's
>>rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
>>
>> (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)
>>
>>
>>
>> BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining
>> of
>>severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they
>>would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to
>>help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
>>examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in
>>at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
>>
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>> OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
>>emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his
>>hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They
>>eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for
>>a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the
>>table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the
>>act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the
>>man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation,
>>the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
>>
>> And you thought YOU were having a bad day!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!
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2006-06-18 16:22:31 · 16 answers · asked by duke4172 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My son and I are stuck inside today (it's raining) and I am wondering what else we can do other than Hide and Seek, watch TV, play with his toys !! Please Help!!

2006-06-18 16:22:18 · 19 answers · asked by blahblahblah 5 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-06-18 16:22:06 · 3 answers · asked by snugglepanda 1 in Trivia

i need it for an essay im doing, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2006-06-18 16:21:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

eww do u like miricle whip or mayoanise they r both disgusting

2006-06-18 16:21:36 · 41 answers · asked by lovinbasketball205 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-06-18 16:21:35 · 14 answers · asked by windyy 5 in Other - Society & Culture

we've been in a relationship for 3years. like all relationships we've been through A LOT of ups and downs. i'm still deeply in love with him. i'm still with him hoping it'll all change back to normal will it ever happen?

2006-06-18 16:21:32 · 21 answers · asked by Pisces chik 3 in Singles & Dating

And please no more about the Archie Gemmilll goal against Holland you go on about it more than the English go on about 1966!

2006-06-18 16:21:28 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-18 16:21:27 · 6 answers · asked by john h 2 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

For example if the child was born October 13, 2006.

2006-06-18 16:21:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-06-18 16:21:18 · 10 answers · asked by Miss Applebottom 3 in Immigration

2006-06-18 16:21:17 · 3 answers · asked by ricketz 1 in Other - Africa & Middle East

I had light brown with highlights, and I put on light and medium brown and it turned my hair brugandy...to dark. I went to a salon and she only made it darker. I want the red out plus light brown. It almost looks black. I hate it!!!

2006-06-18 16:21:00 · 4 answers · asked by sunshine_heaven 1 in Hair

2006-06-18 16:20:54 · 28 answers · asked by LocaChica 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

then he gives you his phone number and gets yours

2006-06-18 16:20:53 · 21 answers · asked by fall _out_grl 1 in Singles & Dating

my boobs have been urting really bad an di just got off my cycle, and i am so tired....

2006-06-18 16:20:45 · 25 answers · asked by kcoody1981 1 in Trying to Conceive

2006-06-18 16:20:41 · 42 answers · asked by Greanwitch 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I know there has to be someone else who knows who she is besides me. Does she have her own site under another another name?

2006-06-18 16:20:34 · 4 answers · asked by ravenous_hurricane 3 in Celebrities

I am a Chinese university man.

2006-06-18 16:20:33 · 22 answers · asked by hcconquer 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Ive been on my own with my 3 kids now for going on 7 years, she was a drug user and cheated on me. Needless to say i'm a bit reserved when it comes to letting a new woman in my life, but im lonly. I realy want to find someone but its been a long time and girls dont seem to want "baggage" in a relationship. Not to mention i havent dated in 7 years and if you count my marrage its been 17 years since ive asked a woman out. I have a lot to offer, im debt free, own my home my cars and a 30 ft boat,i make good money, im not a dog, im "fun" im told and a cristan but how do i market myself, how do i find a gal that wants in to my world , and im willing to do what it takes to make a woman happy, so .............

2006-06-18 16:20:28 · 14 answers · asked by error file not found 404 2 in Singles & Dating

my friend loves a guy, he is sweet to her, he has never been rude to her parents, he has liked her since the 4th grade and he is in 11th now, they are ment for each other and her parents hate him! his mom is horrible to him and tells about how horrible he is to her mom so her mom thinks he is a horrible kid which isnt true! they love each other and are only a year apart in age she has tried talking to her mom but her mom wont listen and has cut off all contact with him it is tearing her apart what should she do about not seeing him and her mom?

2006-06-18 16:20:28 · 8 answers · asked by so_what_if_im_a_blonde 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

cut deep bleeding a little not to bad

2006-06-18 16:20:16 · 9 answers · asked by lilmatt20042002 1 in Skin Conditions

What good are prime numbers , Do they explain the theory of T.O.E. theory of everything? Why are they so highly reguarded.

2006-06-18 16:20:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Really, we may like to talk up the value of an individual, but come on, there's six billion of us.
Not that I'm advocating suicide, but if a person is miserable, and they try to get better, but it doesn't take, why make that person suffer by staying alive? for them?
also, if we have a murderer, why should he be kept alive at the expense of the taxpayers, to never be reformed, never be free again, never produce anything, just consume food and take up space.
this "everyone has value" is a really new, and pretty "western" concept.

2006-06-18 16:20:10 · 19 answers · asked by tkdeity 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-18 16:20:09 · 20 answers · asked by Johnny 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-18 16:20:05 · 24 answers · asked by dd 2 in Celebrities

How about President Hillary? Newt Gingrich? Jeb Bush? Any thoughts.

2006-06-18 16:20:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

She now has a sac or something hanging out of her, that began about an hour ago....is the kitten "stuck"? What do i do?

2006-06-18 16:20:03 · 16 answers · asked by bdgill19 1 in Cats

2006-06-18 16:19:58 · 5 answers · asked by Todd's 3 in Other - Entertainment