How many christians does it take to make Satan go away?

Question

Did you recognize this as the preverbial, "How many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" question?

St. Toad: interesting name there...remember, my toad spell? Anyhow, yes, I agree. I once asked the question if people agreed that Satan was a christian since he only comes from the christian tradition.

Jokes on all of you: I'm a Pagan and I don't even believe in Satan...don't you get it even now...its a joke!!! Satan is a christian and I'm not a christian so I don't believe in satan...but I do have my handy toad spell..watch out!!!

Oh yes, almost forgot, the toad spell is christian specific!

Wow even though I tell you it is a joke and I don't REALLY BELIEVE IN SATAN, you dumb christians keep answering this seriously..thanks for all the laughs..at least I got that out of it. So I guess I won't zap you all with my toad spelll...remmember me I'm a witch!

Answer 1

I think we just need 213 more, why, do you want to join?

Answer 2

I think Lieber (who answered 'zero') is probably correct. I'll take the time to explain why. With zero Christians hanging around him, Satan would have no one to try to tempt, so he would leave. Assuming that Satan's goal to to lead Christians into temptation, he would be attracted to the largest group of them he could find. Hence, a larger group would make him want to stay rather than leave. So if you were hoping that ganging up on him would save the world, I don't think the plan would work. Making every effort to be a good person, and thereby setting an example for others to follow would be more effective. I'm personally not a religious person, but I think I contribute to making the world a better place by trying to follow the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It's pretty powerful. Just think of what the world would be like if everyone followed that simple rule.

Answer 3

you are not a witch you're a sad little wannabe. one day I hope u wake up and start living in the real world, not this pathetic make believe one your'e indulging in now. You can't turn a frog into a toad, much less a person. And as for all these "silly Christians" u think are so amusing, we will not even know u existed after Jesus comes back, because u and all other unbelievers who make fun of Christ and His followers will be destroyed and forgotten. Now who has the last laugh?

Answer 4

LOL. Very funny. "Satan" or his actual term "Ha-Satan" has been around practically since the beginning of time.
What people need to understand is this...Satan, Lucifer, and the devil are three different things, all levels of Evil. Lucifer is the King of Earth, Satan the Ruler of Hell, and the devil...well, no one is quite sure where he/she fits into all this mess.
Before there was "God", there was Chaos, the first God. Out of Chaos came "God" or Order and Control. The identity of the opposite of Order and Control became to no longer be Chaos, but Satan/Lucifer/the devil. More or less, to have Good you must have Chaos/Evil too. So no amount of praying is going to "help" anyone or make it all go away(elevator music in the backround)...and some people must be content with that and hold to their FAITH, not try to make something disappear that has been around before the birth of the Christ.

Answer 5

Well I'm Satanic so my point of veiw might not be what you're looking for but I think it doesnt matter how many you have because you could have a thousand christians around and if you aren't a true believer or don't have faith in god Satan will focus only on you and what he can use to get to you. So it all depends on you and your faith. If you really want him to leave then tell him to and go to god completely. Good luck.

Answer 6

Ironically, Christians are the ones who keep Satan going. Satan is the Christian god of Evil. Satan is from Christian and Middle Eastern theology. He is not a part of any other cosmology. Christians actually need Satan to have someone to blame things on.

Answer 7

God does not require of how many christian to take away the works of satan it is just simply proclaim the name of Jesus (even you called it once but you must called it with all your heart) and satan will go away because for satan the name of jesus is like a thunder that will burn him into ashes.

Answer 8

Go away from where? If you mean from you,use the power and authority Jesus gave you and rebuke him in the name of Jesus.Learn to do that by practicing it and see if things don't get better.If you mean from another person or place then that depends on if the person wants him gone and you won't get rid of him on this earth he is the Prince of the air for now.
Resist the devil and he will flee,draw nigh unto God and he will draw nigh unto you.James 4:7-8

Answer 9

Careful there...

Jud 1:9 Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee.

Answer 10

Where 2 or more are gathered in the name of Jesus, there shall he also be.


Unless Jesus and Satan hang out with each other, two.

Okay, thumpers, send me $5 for this bible lesson.

Sad when an atheist (me) has to teach thumpers their own doctrine.

Amen.

Answer 11

No amount in the world can - only the Holy Spirit indwelling an individual can rebuke satan in the name of Jesus.