Does anyone know where I can find a lawyer to file a class-action lawsuit against Santa Claus, Inc. for breach of contract and discrimination? I'm sure there are loads of good Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and atheist kids all over the world. Why isn't Santa handing out presents to them? He's racist, that's why! We need to band together and sue his fat red *** off! Who's with me?
(take this as a joke, people.^_^)
2006-06-14
07:31:16
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