a special kind of pet something unsual so she went to the pet shop andspotted a large exotic bird she asked the owner"how much is that bird?"He replied"Only $50""$50!!surely it should be more expensive"
"Well"he said"it should be,but it used to be in a brothel and it can say some pretty vulgar stuff"Delighted that such a rare bird should be so cheap she bought it any way and took it home.She hung the birds cage in her living room the bird looked around and said"New house,new Madam"At first she was a little shocked but then laughed it off.When her daughters came back from school the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts!"The girls laughed thiinking it was very funny.Later that night her husband came home and the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts..oh hi George..!!!"
2006-06-14
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