was having an affair.So one day she calls home from workand a strange woman answers"Who is this?"she asks
"Im the maid"
"We dont have a maid"
"I was hired this morning by the man of the house"
"Well this is his wife is he there?"
The maid replied"Hes up stairs in the bedroom with a woman I thought was his wife"
Funing the wife says"How would you like to make $10,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"Go to the desk and get the gun and shoot the jerk and the slut hes with".The maid puts down the phone and after a while the woman hears footsteps and 2 gun shots,then the maid picks up the phone again"What should I do with the bodies?".The woman says"Throw them in the swimming pool"Puzzled the maid asks "What swimming pool?"A long pause and then the wife asks"Is this 555-4821.......?!!!!"
2006-06-14 00:07:08 · 12 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey babe, here's a short one just for you!!
On the wall in the women's toilet: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written underneath: "I do not."
2006-06-17 16:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by jaye21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard of it, but instead of wife, it was the travelling salesman.
2006-06-14 07:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! interesting haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-14 07:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omg that's horrible, in a good way.lol
2006-06-14 11:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one ;o)
2006-06-14 08:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by a_bug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10.....
2006-06-14 08:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by brainiac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh...
TOO funny!!
thanks, i really needed to smile :D
2006-06-17 06:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by gone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahhahha
lolololol
made my day
thanxxxxxxx
2006-06-14 07:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfafo!! dangit!! funny thx->
2006-06-14 07:15:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD! This joke is the best one I've heard all week! Thanks!
2006-06-14 07:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋