had two peas stuck up his nose a carrot in one ear and a piece of steak in the other.he went to the doctor and said"Im not feeling well.."The doctor said:Youre not eating properly"
Did you hear about the old folks home that gives each of their elderly male guests a Viagra before bedtime so they dont roll out of bed!
A heavy guys gets onto the scales at the doctors and says "Am I too fat?"
"No"the doctor says"your weight is fine,but you are 11 feet too short!!"
2006-06-14
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