had two peas stuck up his nose a carrot in one ear and a piece of steak in the other.he went to the doctor and said"Im not feeling well.."The doctor said:Youre not eating properly"
Did you hear about the old folks home that gives each of their elderly male guests a Viagra before bedtime so they dont roll out of bed!
A heavy guys gets onto the scales at the doctors and says "Am I too fat?"
"No"the doctor says"your weight is fine,but you are 11 feet too short!!"
2006-06-14 00:08:46 · 14 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HILARIOUS! ...not eating properly!
thanks for the giggles!
2006-06-14 05:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by redsoxfan11x 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
two thumbs up for # 2
2006-06-14 01:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by a_bug 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am in md i cant find anyone who is willing to make 3 dots on my chin.its like 3dots on chin it makes a triangle.can you help me with this?
2006-06-15 07:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thnumb up to the 2nd one
2006-06-14 00:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one was gud
2nd and third stink
2006-06-14 00:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe I liked the second one :)
2006-06-14 00:12:42 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... Clean... well executed. I'll give you a B+!
2006-06-14 00:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one was ok, the 2nd was great, the 3rd was lacking...in comedy. good try though!
2006-06-14 00:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I liked the viagra one best
2006-06-14 01:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by junk_mail_100 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They all pretty much sucked.
2006-06-14 00:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by David G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao->
2006-06-14 00:12:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋