Why do I have about 50 mismatched socks in my house. Where do all of their partners go?

Answer 1

there is a black hole under your bed and they live in sock heaven there.

Answer 2

THE SOCK GNOMES!! They come at night when everyone is asleep and steal you socks one by one. They then take them back to their sock lair where they disassemble them thread by thread. They use this thread to make little hats that fit on mice. Because the mice are not happy until they have their hat. Then the Gnomes ride them all around and have Mice races where they bet on the fastest mouse down at the mouse gambling pit.

Answer 3

ckech if there is something wrong with your washing machine machine, it may "eating " them. If not it's obvious trere are sock-loving ghosts in your house. Dont worry, use the remained socks to polish yous furniture. it works great.

Answer 4

Maybe your washing machine is too lazy! it has decided to wash only a sock of each pair n eats up the remaining ones to have less work to do... who knows?

Answer 5

So that's where all those socks on my rooftop came from! I thought little aliens dropped them at night.

Answer 6

the sock monster in the dryer eats them

Answer 7

The Alien with one leg visits at nite and takes them.

Answer 8

It may be somewhere in ur house itself and u may have misplaced it..Dont give it a superstitious outfit.

Answer 9

I think the dryer eats them.

Answer 10

sock gremlins take them and when you die.. you get em all back