a special kind of pet something unsual so she went to the pet shop andspotted a large exotic bird she asked the owner"how much is that bird?"He replied"Only $50""$50!!surely it should be more expensive"
"Well"he said"it should be,but it used to be in a brothel and it can say some pretty vulgar stuff"Delighted that such a rare bird should be so cheap she bought it any way and took it home.She hung the birds cage in her living room the bird looked around and said"New house,new Madam"At first she was a little shocked but then laughed it off.When her daughters came back from school the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts!"The girls laughed thiinking it was very funny.Later that night her husband came home and the bird said"New house,new Madam,new tarts..oh hi George..!!!"
2006-06-14 00:04:52 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice!!
2006-06-16 23:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by gone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the husband collapsed to ground, Oldieee but funiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee
2006-06-14 00:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess George has been around. nice
2006-06-14 00:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Gee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! a women wanted to find ... an unusual pet ... not find out that her husband was cheating on her! good one.
2006-06-14 00:24:28 · answer #4 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO George would be a dead man
2006-06-14 00:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by catarina33pa99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO thats was hilarious, good one, thanx :)
2006-06-14 00:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!! ... hey tell me if he is still OKAY!! hihihi ;)
2006-06-14 00:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thx!
2006-06-14 00:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋