Does anyone know where I can find a lawyer to file a class-action lawsuit against Santa Claus, Inc. for breach of contract and discrimination? I'm sure there are loads of good Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and atheist kids all over the world. Why isn't Santa handing out presents to them? He's racist, that's why! We need to band together and sue his fat red *** off! Who's with me?
(take this as a joke, people.^_^)
2006-06-14 07:31:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
lookn_4_laffs: Thank you for reading the ENTIRE question. Look down one post--now you see why disclaimers are a good thing? Hopefully she was being sarcastic -_-
2006-06-14 07:43:18 · update #1
That's sooooooo been done. Don't even bother. Fortunately, Santa Claus, Inc., its trademarks, titles, and everything having to do with "Santa Claus" is covered under the "religious" protection under the Constitution. If you believe in Santa Claus, then you can sue him---or his corporation. If you do not believe in Santa Claus, then you have no grounds for a lawsuit because you are of a different "faith/belief."
As you know, though-----there is no Santa Claus; the parents put the presents under the tree. If you can find a Muslim who is really worried about it-----please take the bombs off his vest, sit him down, and you guys can talk about Santa.
If you can find a Hebrew person who is concerned about Santa, then ask him to put down his Torah, and sit down and talk to him about it.
If you can find a Buddhist who is concerned about Santa, then you can certainly Hmmmmmmmmmm your way into a conversation.
If you can find an atheist who is concerned about Santa, then they would have to believe in a giving, loving, spirit. Sorry, that would make them something other than atheist.
Now, if you're this concerned over Santa Claus, I suggest you contact your County Mental Health Department. I'm sure you can find a counselor there who would be interested in sitting down and talking to you about it.
Oh, and----------HO HO HO....MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2006-06-14 07:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Atheist boyfriend says it isn't organic. From a clinical aspect of view, it isn't. The sex area, besides. Marriage is only a legal bond and is a comic tale presently. enable them marry, they're only going to get divorced like such diverse in the hetero international. No distinction, quite.
2016-10-30 21:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bah! Humbug! Let's tar and feather the jolly old elf!
2006-06-14 14:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How often do you see a black Santa in a mall?
2006-06-14 07:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good question...and it is a shame that you have to let people know this is a joke, so many people take themselves so seriously.
2006-06-14 07:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by lookn_4_laffs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that's cause it's not his fault it's the parents lol
2006-06-14 07:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by one with no name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah !
I'll join in.......I have a handicap placard on my car!
does that count for anything?
2006-06-14 07:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋