All categories - 6 June 2006

If your congressman voted what the people wanted him to vote, then it would not matter what party he was from. If your congressman voted yes every time a republican issue came up an he was republican you have been cheated.

2006-06-06 15:56:45 · 8 answers · asked by soccergarysw 3 in Politics

2006-06-06 15:56:43 · 10 answers · asked by sonia 1 in Other - Health

2006-06-06 15:56:38 · 7 answers · asked by aisha t 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-06-06 15:56:24 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-06 15:56:24 · 8 answers · asked by snoyl197 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-06 15:56:17 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-06-06 15:56:10 · 13 answers · asked by kurth m 1 in Other - Electronics

For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity....

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

10. Is there another word for synon ym?

11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an edangered plant?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
start speaking?

19. Why do they put Braille writing on the drive-through bank machines?

20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?

21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an alge-bra?

24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults en joy adultery?

25. How is it possible to have a civil war?

26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

27. If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

31. Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?

34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

2006-06-06 15:56:08 · 5 answers · asked by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I ask my friends, but nobody knows...

2006-06-06 15:56:05 · 6 answers · asked by Rob 5 in Music

Does anyone every confess their sins?

I John 1:9

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Do you want to confess a sin?

I want to confess that I judge people, and I know it wrong and I want to be forgiven for this sin, in Jesus Name Aman..

2006-06-06 15:55:58 · 30 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

its been 2 hours since i went to the dentist and my teeth are just killing me, every time i bite down, i feel pain. is this normal?

2006-06-06 15:55:52 · 24 answers · asked by Emm 2 in Dental

2006-06-06 15:55:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-06-06 15:55:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-06-06 15:55:46 · 48 answers · asked by mihirbabaria 1 in Celebrities

I got my belly button pierced a few weeks ago and im trying to take my ring out but i cant get the ball off of it. Now how can I take it out and change it?

2006-06-06 15:55:42 · 14 answers · asked by Angel52186 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-06-06 15:55:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

My periods are shorter and less severe, yet I know I'm pregnant because of the additional weight gain and sensitivity of my nipples.
This is my first pregnancy in ten years. I am 38 yrs. old.

2006-06-06 15:55:24 · 11 answers · asked by Kaya Marie B 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

look at his eyes

2006-06-06 15:55:03 · 7 answers · asked by me j 3 in Cricket

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear Satan sorry God wont forgive you. Damn it just like Jesus always a no show never seen anywhere but in the imaginations of GOD FEARING MEN. I had a wonderful weekend and sang songs for everybody in Down Town Seattle just to let them know that they could rest assured that the world wouldn't end. We Actually had a very beautiful day here in the northwest...and I was so looking forward to the fire and brimstone. Unfortunately we have troops in Iraq fighting a religious war based on trying to convert Islam Extremists to accept Your Lord and Savior-Isn't it a shame that those brave soldiers don't have the benefit of Jesus appearing and helping to prove he is activly promoting good works to build heaven but instead hides like a coward-Aw Gee there I go again-but what else do you call someone who wont show his face-I know he was too busy fighting SATAN today and kept the PEACE. Poor SATAN-did he want to be created to burn?

2006-06-06 15:54:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-06 15:54:54 · 11 answers · asked by alanstorment 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

bruce says; Perhaps the bible enthusiasts could explain how if God allegedly made the world in 6 days, the concept of a day could exist if there was no Sun on Day One?

Before you answer, check your Bible. It says that the daylight, was created before the sun.

This tells me that the creation story in Genisis, cannot be taken literally, unless you believe 'the light', is not daylight, thus 'the light', cannot be taken literally. Either way, the story is allegorical.

2006-06-06 15:54:50 · 12 answers · asked by Dragonladygold 4 in Religion & Spirituality

thinking about trying it out if anyone has had good results with this i have about 30 to 40 lbs to loose

2006-06-06 15:54:39 · 4 answers · asked by shellshellmart 1 in Diet & Fitness

do u people think being retarted will get you verry far in life

2006-06-06 15:54:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-06-06 15:54:34 · 2 answers · asked by Marysol S 2 in Other - News & Events

I work with some guys who thinks its funny to sneak into my office and steal my snacks. Is there anything I can do to the food that will not harm them but get a little revenge on my behalf.

2006-06-06 15:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by DUDE 1 in Other - Food & Drink

For reading engineering blueprints.

2006-06-06 15:54:26 · 3 answers · asked by DEBBIE R 1 in Engineering

i feel like i am gng crazy....when does this stuff set in?

2006-06-06 15:54:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-06-06 15:54:18 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

the numbness drives me crazy...i have no control whatsoever.

2006-06-06 15:54:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment