Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear Satan sorry God wont forgive you. Damn it just like Jesus always a no show never seen anywhere but in the imaginations of GOD FEARING MEN. I had a wonderful weekend and sang songs for everybody in Down Town Seattle just to let them know that they could rest assured that the world wouldn't end. We Actually had a very beautiful day here in the northwest...and I was so looking forward to the fire and brimstone. Unfortunately we have troops in Iraq fighting a religious war based on trying to convert Islam Extremists to accept Your Lord and Savior-Isn't it a shame that those brave soldiers don't have the benefit of Jesus appearing and helping to prove he is activly promoting good works to build heaven but instead hides like a coward-Aw Gee there I go again-but what else do you call someone who wont show his face-I know he was too busy fighting SATAN today and kept the PEACE. Poor SATAN-did he want to be created to burn?
2006-06-06 15:54:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dude, turn on the TV. His people are hard at work promoting his agenda AND his birthday. Nobody even noticed today is the anniversary of D-day for goodness sakes!
2006-06-06 16:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by luckyme 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to hear that you feel this way. It sounds as though you have been hurt in the past. But the fact is that Jesus is no coward. He stood up to the devil on the cross, and defeated him at that! He went through shear pain and torture to set His People free. In my opinion, the opposite of cowardice. We do not physically see Him, but He lives in those who serve Him. He uses them to accomplish His Purposes. Even though we do not physically see Him, He is always there. You see, we live in the physical realm, whereas He lives in the spirit realm. The spirit realm has the ability to view us, but not the opposite way around. Even though we do not physically SEE Jesus, at times, we do feel His presence. I have felt His Presence very strongly at times, to the point that I could not possibly deny His existence. Satan chose his own destiny, he is a fallen angel. At the beginning of time, he lived with God in heaven. At that time, he was very close to God. But, one day, he became jealous of God's power and decided to go out on his own. He left God and has not come back, thus, he did choose to "burn" as you say. Just as I feel God's presence, I also feel Satan's ( a little too strongly at times), so, in a sense, I have seen him today. And I do believe that those soldiers will recieve a reward for all that they are doing in Iraq. Today has passed by as any other day, and the world has not ended. I did not believe that it would. You see, the Bible claims that the number of the devil is 666, so, if the end of the world were to be today, it would be like giving Satan the day. The day does not belong to him, God chooses the day. It has yet to come. I realize that you may not appreciate this answer, because you do not agree with me. But here it is. God bless!
2006-06-06 16:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Jesus Rules! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he was here today, just as every other day at the office. Because of him, thousands have died, many more were sick and injured, millions are starving and homeless..........
It just shows that there are many in this world who are ignorant of what the Bible really says. This earth has gone through several 6-6-06 dates with the same results of today.
You have made it perfectly clear that you don't know very much about Biblical prophesies, and are just like your father, a liar.
2006-06-06 16:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Marty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if u see him its because he was born in you. It is so narow minded to think that if he dose appear he will do it on a day that mostly everyone will expect him to. Satan is in all who profess in doing Gods work for self gain, In the fast food rest. dumping the left overs in the dumpster insted of the nearest homless shelter. Good luck with your satan
2006-06-06 16:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by chillyndrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is supposed to appear the day AFTER his birthday. So, beware tomorrow, 7 Jun 06.
2006-06-06 15:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by Irene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he was here today but when he saw Bush and his Gay marriage bill he went back to hell to regroup. He told me he was looking for Hitler to see if his brain was accidently handed out to Bush instead of being burned.
2006-06-06 16:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, Clinton is out of office so no satan.
2006-06-06 20:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by notthemamas1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its freakin, but today i saw a black chevy camaro with the number plates 666 and some letters. really!
besides that...dude...i respect your religion and everything, but you are living in the twilight zone.
2006-06-06 16:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His birthday! Hahhhaaaaa that's a good one!
2006-06-06 16:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I presume you took a sick day to look for him.
2006-06-06 16:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋