listen to these jokes:
1)once there were 2 women (Kelly and Layla) and an old Grandpa (Linda), they were neighbors. One morning they all met in layla's house. Kelly said "I have this problem...whenever I go to the supermarket I forget wt to buy". Layla said "I have a problem too, whenever I open the door of the car I forget where to go", the old women (linda) said "Lucky me, I dont have any problem, am 100% healthy, so knock on the wood (knocking on the wood means (esmalla) or God protect u.." so when layla and kelly knocked on the wood (the table), Linda said "Are u deaf, go open the door" HAHA!
2)A math teacher asked a student: "Ur father has 10$, he gives u 6$, what does he have left?", the student replied "10$!!" the teacher angrily said "U DONT KNOW UR MATH?" the student replied "U dont know my father!"
2 tomatoes where crossing the road, the second told the first "I'm tired, you go now and I'll Catch-Up (ketchup)!! LOL
hahaha wt do u think LOL!!?
2007-12-25
08:11:51
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