listen to these jokes:
1)once there were 2 women (Kelly and Layla) and an old Grandpa (Linda), they were neighbors. One morning they all met in layla's house. Kelly said "I have this problem...whenever I go to the supermarket I forget wt to buy". Layla said "I have a problem too, whenever I open the door of the car I forget where to go", the old women (linda) said "Lucky me, I dont have any problem, am 100% healthy, so knock on the wood (knocking on the wood means (esmalla) or God protect u.." so when layla and kelly knocked on the wood (the table), Linda said "Are u deaf, go open the door" HAHA!
2)A math teacher asked a student: "Ur father has 10$, he gives u 6$, what does he have left?", the student replied "10$!!" the teacher angrily said "U DONT KNOW UR MATH?" the student replied "U dont know my father!"
2 tomatoes where crossing the road, the second told the first "I'm tired, you go now and I'll Catch-Up (ketchup)!! LOL
hahaha wt do u think LOL!!?
2007-12-25 08:11:51 · 19 answers · asked by Shadi 2 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Lol@Shadi !!
You are trying your best..
the N° 2 is funny
2007-12-25 08:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scale of 1-10, one=horribe, ten= amazing
1) 5. kinda lame but ok.
2) 7. i liked it but it was alot like many other jokes that i have heard. make sure to be original.
3) 5. it kinda reminds me of one of those bad cocktail party jokes but i have to admit that it made me laugh. :)
2007-12-25 08:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! i've heard the tomato ones before but the other two are funny!
2007-12-25 08:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by boo_boo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha-ha! They're cute and clean. I like folks with a sense of humor.
2007-12-25 08:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by gldjns 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 was the best
2007-12-25 08:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by fiveamrunner 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the only funny one is 2
2007-12-25 08:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1= uugh!
2= funny
3= my ears are burning mommy, make the bad man stop!
2007-12-25 08:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by miley cyrus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shadi, u are a nice entertainer. What do u think if we nickname you "our entertainer"? Ha?
2007-12-26 03:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by Bélier 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd is better than the others :) , thx Shadi
2007-12-26 00:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Reikominder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one is kinda funny,I dont like the others
2007-12-25 08:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by Tory Mae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋