Religion & Spirituality - 24 December 2006

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Monday Night Football.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
10. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
12. You understand why Stripes is funny.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You never have to clean the toilet.
17. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
20. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
21. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
22. You don't have to shave below your neck.
23. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
24. Everything on your face stays its original color.
25. Chocolate is just another snack.
26. You can be president.
27. Flowers fix everything.
28. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
29. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
30. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
31. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
32. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
33. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
34. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
35. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
36. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
37. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
38. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
39. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
40. Same work... more pay.
41. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
42. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
43. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
44. The remote is yours and yours alone.
45. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
46. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
47. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
48. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
49. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
50. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"

2006-12-24 21:34:16 · 28 answers · asked by ashok kumar 3

2006-12-24 21:33:11 · 7 answers · asked by Live Life 1

2006-12-24 21:24:03 · 9 answers · asked by Phillip 4

2006-12-24 21:22:19 · 4 answers · asked by alhaji 1

Reciently it is proved that people having circumcision have, 50% less chances of AIDS.
Islam advises you to obstain from illeagle sex practices etc. All the requirements to keep oneself safe from AIDS, are already told in Islam 1427 years ago.

2006-12-24 21:19:18 · 31 answers · asked by Ishfaq A 3

Why don't we consider a pig or a cow or any other living creature as god as explained in hinduism?

2006-12-24 21:16:09 · 13 answers · asked by rajesh bhowmick 2

Just imaginre the next time your in a crowd of people how many are athiests, then imagine throwing patrol over them and lighting a match, how does that make you feel? I'm guessing pretty yucky, its a pretty horrible thing to do to another person, but you say you love a thing called a god that is going to do that for you but proxy. How can you love a thing like that? I'm an athiest and christains on this site often tell me a am rude, well what do you expect when you have this burn me and other human being attitude. Why don't you truely learn to love people and stop useing your religion to stunt your growth as human being? Burning people is wrong, your imagined god gives you no right to burn by proxy. Please grow, but in the mean time please explain your nightmareist love of your burning people fetish thing. Quotes from your burn em manual you call the bible I will not accept, I really want to hear from your hearts and minds as fellow human beings please.

2006-12-24 21:16:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Judaism
Islam
Buddhism
Hinduism etc

2006-12-24 21:10:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm not atheist, I have been asked these questions before and want to see some feedback. It's basically saying that people get the false truth of God, like Santa Clause.

2006-12-24 21:07:06 · 11 answers · asked by lenny2689 1

What do you think of Jews as a people and Judaism as a religion? I'm not Jewish but I'm very interested in the faith.

No preaching please...I just want straight answers.

2006-12-24 21:02:28 · 20 answers · asked by ? ? 1

it was absolbed by the churches....why is still so bad

2006-12-24 21:00:16 · 19 answers · asked by Thomas E 1

why was china so aginst the idea of the llama

2006-12-24 20:58:38 · 6 answers · asked by Thomas E 1

why is palestine and isreal 2 sepparate countries?

2006-12-24 20:57:30 · 6 answers · asked by Thomas E 1

in this world of craziness?

2006-12-24 20:56:17 · 20 answers · asked by Thomas E 1

Hey read this article on Yahoo news and please pray for our brothers and sisters in Iraq. Merry Christmas to my brothers and sister and also to those of other religions. Remember, "peace on Earth and good will towards men". God bless you!!!

2006-12-24 20:55:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

why can't we love one another

2006-12-24 20:55:24 · 5 answers · asked by Thomas E 1

I would like articles about Eid al-Adha that are simple and written in very good English. I would like some help in discussing with non-Muslims the origin of Eid al Adha, particularly Abraham and his time in Makkah.

2006-12-24 20:54:31 · 7 answers · asked by HF 3

Jesus is the light of the world? On today I want to thank God for allowing his only begotten son to die on the cross for my sins. I also want to thank him for all the blessing he has bestoyed on my life. Also for life, health, and strengh.

Jesus said "I have come that u might have life more abundtly".
What are u most thankful for today?

2006-12-24 20:51:40 · 16 answers · asked by Ms. Chayel 5

hay i just got a new boyfriend...:P :) :D but hes an islam maybe i should convert? his parrents dont axcept me since im a christian..but i really luv him and i want to be with him...what shall i do? convert? b/c i heard its not to hard...help me plz!!! i realy love my bf :):):)

2006-12-24 20:49:47 · 14 answers · asked by hairyback92 1

I am going to let my daughter know that Santa was a concept inspired by a person, instead of telling her he is real.

Do you think I am a bad Dad if I do the such?

2006-12-24 20:47:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

He was protesting the school district deciding to call school breaks Christmas and Easter vacations, instead of Winter and Spring vacations.

2006-12-24 20:44:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-24 20:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-24 20:38:57 · 16 answers · asked by mudi 1

They even celebrate a holiday that has nothing to do with Jesus Christ! Is called Christmas, yet. It is really a pagan Holiday. Jesus was not born in Dec 25th and he was not born on teh year 0 AD. So what are they really celebrating?

2006-12-24 20:29:42 · 18 answers · asked by Faith is not enough 1

why did mohomed worship so many gods as stated in quran,

al banat
al uzza
al mant
Hubal
molech
Baal

why did he believe in djinns (little devils) , evil eye, superstitions and even the kaab which is only a rock?

2006-12-24 20:28:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-24 20:28:06 · 16 answers · asked by don_steele54 6

2006-12-24 20:20:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am a Muslim and I hate to hear praises to Mohammed(pbuh) more than that of any other prophet. This turns people away from Islam!

2006-12-24 20:12:44 · 10 answers · asked by miki 2

I am a Muslim and I hate to hear praises to Mohammed(pbuh) more than that of any other prophet. This turns people away from Islam!

2006-12-24 20:12:25 · 3 answers · asked by miki 2

This question is to muslims who accept that mohammed married 10 old kid.

2006-12-24 20:05:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous