No I would not believe you. I believe in God because my heart and soul says he exist. My parents said santa and God both existed. If they said santa wasn;t real I would believe them. But, if they said God wasn;t real, I would nolt believe them because I know in my heart that he is real.
2006-12-24 21:32:15
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answered by Anonymous
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No one would believe you. The entire concept is just an attempt to try to show people how any entity could fill the role of a creator.
If you were to tell people you were another God you would likely find a few people that would be willing to die for your cause though.
In the US, it is better to say you are an Alien, or Jesus. You will find more people are likely to follow you. Be sure to tell them they are not happy and you are the only way to happiness, etc. It works.. people are very gullible.
2006-12-25 05:12:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes since flying spaghetti monsters (the w.o.p.s) killed jesus (hay-suess) for the jew-eyes. It is Santa Claus you embecile not Santa Clause. Clause is in your divorce decree remember? Religious people are sheep. They are led to the slaughter. Anything else you want to know???
2006-12-25 07:57:15
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answered by Anonymous
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With some people , if you told them that believing in the spaghetti monster would get them a second chance at life, they would go for it.
2006-12-25 05:26:07
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answered by The professor 4
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What! NO! Not a spaghetti monster! We gotta get outa here! I've seen what these things do.
2006-12-25 05:26:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't believe everything I hear so no I wouldn't. I'd question you just like I do some parts of the bible
2006-12-25 05:12:04
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answered by curyouss1 2
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Yes, praise the one true God the FSM! RAmen.
2006-12-25 05:10:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Of course we believe you !
We can see Him wiggling His noodley appendages online anytime.
Ramen !
2006-12-25 05:49:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Well I can't prove you're not....but....do you get sause on your keyboard...or are you spaghetti without sause?
2006-12-25 05:11:44
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answered by Anonymous
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yes, cause i cant disprove it just like the christian god l o l
2006-12-25 05:09:49
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answered by Red Eye 4
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