My dog is one sick puppy, he is a blashphemer, whenever I mention Jesus or God he barks and becomes very aggresive, he poops everywhere. He peed on my Bible, which is commiting 1 of the other 10 million sins which I cannot remember. He bit at my grandmother when she tried to talk to me about God. I've set down with him and had a nice long chat. I told him if he doesn't straighten up then God is gonna send his sick butt straight to hell!!!! I was very descriptive to, I mentioned the intense pain and the never ending burning,( you know, the way God says we should speak so we can scare people into our religion) but he just won't listen. Yesterday I caught him fornicating with my neighbors poodle =O sometimes he'll even has sex with more then one ****** at a time,"thats polygamy" I shouted!!!!! "have shame". he refuses to listen, please, can someone help me save my dog from an eternity of nashing of teeth and burning of his furry flesh? Thank you, and God Bless!
2006-09-10
18:30:26
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Mr. Lemons
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