My dog is one sick puppy, he is a blashphemer, whenever I mention Jesus or God he barks and becomes very aggresive, he poops everywhere. He peed on my Bible, which is commiting 1 of the other 10 million sins which I cannot remember. He bit at my grandmother when she tried to talk to me about God. I've set down with him and had a nice long chat. I told him if he doesn't straighten up then God is gonna send his sick butt straight to hell!!!! I was very descriptive to, I mentioned the intense pain and the never ending burning,( you know, the way God says we should speak so we can scare people into our religion) but he just won't listen. Yesterday I caught him fornicating with my neighbors poodle =O sometimes he'll even has sex with more then one ****** at a time,"thats polygamy" I shouted!!!!! "have shame". he refuses to listen, please, can someone help me save my dog from an eternity of nashing of teeth and burning of his furry flesh? Thank you, and God Bless!
2006-09-10 18:30:26 · 23 answers · asked by Mr. Lemons 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh brother, more boring answers =(
2006-09-10 18:35:14 · update #1
there is no such thing as an unforgivable sin barbie lol, if that was true then Jesus was crucified in vein
2006-09-10 18:46:08 · update #2
God bless you.
2006-09-12 07:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very much surprised to hear that you are worrying about ur dog.
Just tell me one thing when any of your relative died, do you know from where the death angles appeared and where they eloped, you even don't help your parents in the same, so how can you help your dog.
Any how one more thing all the births except for human are here on earth to pay for their doings during their human birth, they can't do more or less then stipulated, anything done by them is just a way to pay or get back the things, which are pending with others.
Only humans are having the quality to either earn or loss, their each action is considered to be good or wrong and they are paid accordingly in the coming births.
The humans are having privilege to search for god and meet him finally and get away from the circle of taking births and dying.
Now it's up to you whether you wanna loose your birth on a dog or either search for a living master, who can teach you the way to the GOD.
2006-09-11 01:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by the_best 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are just wanting attention. You probably do not even have a dog and if you do, the dog is not theblashphemer, you are! Dogs can not comprehand the Word of God. You really need to ask for forgiveness. Did you know that blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin? Think about it!
2006-09-11 01:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The problem with you people you treat Animals like there human and have human desires. First of all Dogs are Programed are it is en stilled in them to be a dog. and breed, they eat, they die all we have to do treat them with respect and let them be animals. So you need to either wake up or read a good book because your bored
2006-09-11 01:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Muslimah4Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I converted to Islam and came for vacation to see my family ( Christians) the icons in my house fell down one night from the shelves, and the body cross of my mother unravelled from the golden chain..
These are signs
2006-09-11 05:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Suomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have started a prayer chain for you dog. You didn't give me a name so I named him Cujo. I hope you don't mind. I have my cat and two dogs running up and down the street talking to the other pets so they too can pray for little Cujo.
2006-09-11 01:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by kiz_ma_az 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a bad dog, send him to the seminary. Tell him that if he does not change, he's gonna be put to sleep through lethal injection.
2006-09-11 01:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by Monzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...no problem, as soon as you read a little of the Bible that your dog "peed" on.
Just use a paper towel and some Lysol...good as new, and the words are still understandable, too!
2006-09-11 01:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't care for your first question about your dog and don't care for this one. I hope you don't really own a dog. Poor thing if ya do.
2006-09-11 01:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be more concerned about your own sins than those of your dog. Dogs don't have to atone, you do.
2006-09-11 03:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋