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3rd option, mr. rogers comes in at the last minute with a air conditioner and bashes both of them.

2006-09-10 18:33:28 · 19 answers · asked by conap31 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Throw Jesus in there and you got a fight!!

2006-09-10 18:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, Moses may have either been a real person or the character in a Bible story, depending on your views. But Chuck Norris is a real person. The character is Walker, Texas Ranger. I never got the impression Moses was a boot stompin' and fist fightin' kinda man. But I could've misjudged him.
And Mr. Rogers certainly was way, way too laid back to air conditioner anyone.

2006-09-11 01:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rvn 5 · 0 0

Chuck Norris is a real person-( played Walker Texas Ranger) for a while--Why would he want to fight Moses???He would lose.

2006-09-11 01:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by ole_lady_93 5 · 0 0

When Chuck starts his high kicks and slaps Moses can just part the sea and dump him in or throw his book at him.

2006-09-11 01:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by obenypopstar 4 · 0 0

where did you get the absurd idea that either of them was not real they are more real than yo would seem to be there are tens of millions of people who can attest to their reality one of the has written a book that has been on the best seller list for 3,000 yrs the other is a big t.v. star as is mr Rodgers what have you done ? Gorbalizer

2006-09-11 01:46:20 · answer #5 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0 0

well, Moses is a real person and so is Chuck Norris

2006-09-11 01:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by katlvr125 7 · 0 0

chuck norris is a real person as is moses. I don't get it. Are you like retarded or something?

2006-09-11 01:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by Somechicknamednicole 3 · 2 0

Chuck and Moses are real. Your logic is not.

2006-09-11 08:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by quack 2 · 0 0

You know they are fictional because -------------(fill in the blank.) You have read the Bible through and through many times and have a clear, concise, understanding of it-Right? If you mistakenly feel they are fictional figures, why would you ask questions about them?

2006-09-11 01:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moses! He took care of God's creatures & did as God said with no questions asked so of course God's going to take care of him.

2006-09-11 01:37:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ash Anne 3 · 0 0

uhmmm...Chuck Norris isnt fictional and netiher is Moses ...or Mr Rodgers......I think you meant non fiction

2006-09-11 01:36:55 · answer #11 · answered by shiningon 6 · 1 0

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