torturing us when we get to hell? There is none...He's a good guy who god has told a lot of lies about, dirty, nasty lies. Here is the true description of hell that satan, who's very name has been slandered into being something evil, told me in my dream while god was using the bathroom and not watching. (his voice doesn't sound wicked and creepy but he speaks with a welsh accent {sort of like Ms. Doubtfire}and uses the phrase 'Helloooo my friends' a lot, but anyways)
Hell:
AC was installed years ago. No longer hot.
community swimming pool.
Lemonade.
Lot's of good-looking, naughty chicks.
No AIDS.
Community church for those who still wanna try to get to heaven...don't know why.
Beautiful outdoor environment by the ocean.
This is not disputable...Satan told me in my dream..I'm not readin it outta some 2000 yr old book. Plz don't judge people you know nothing about and spread nasty rumours. Satan put a lot of work into makin hell a nice place and your lies really hurt his feelings.
2006-09-03
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