They were in the closet before and i used my bra to sling my IPOD at them while it played Barry Manilow music..They did run screaming in terror but ended up under my bed. They now have my Madonna boxer briefs on their heads and are making scary noises under my bed. I slang my bra and tripped one in the legs and now have him tied up with the straps. They say they arent coming out without some kind of bargain agreement from me. What should I promise them and for how long ?
2006-09-03 18:15:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are you crazy?
Get under the bed with them, Monsters know how to have a good party.
2006-09-03 18:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by chubbiguy40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive alwasy found that monsters are particularly fond of those Pepperidge farm Goldfish Crackers, especially the Zesty Cheddar ones so maybe you should run to the grocery & get a few bags of them & see what happens...in my experience the monsters are helpless against the Goldfish & you shoul dbe able to coax them out fromunder the bed & get them going someplace else...like your brother or sisters closet!!! LOL LOL!!!
2006-09-03 18:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell your soul for rock and roll,and spare your Ipod the Barry Manilow torture!
2006-09-03 18:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Rick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First take your laundry to the washing machine and throw in the load with your loaded shorts.
Second, vacuum the room and pay particular attention to under the bed.
Third, go back on your meds and take them on time.
Fourth, settle down in bed at a regular time each night after meds, take out one of your Madonna pictures and, well you know what to do. It releases endorphins and helps you sleep.
2006-09-03 18:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Promise them a sibling. They prefer younger brothers. You might also want to fill up a squirt gun with jelly - grape works best - and use the gun to defend yourself during the transaction of aforementioned brother.
2006-09-03 18:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Leia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monster are monster if the don't take care of created children, leaves for another state,unless they adopt one along the way
2006-09-03 18:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the underwear flying around, I recommend turning on the web cam and charging admission.
2006-09-03 18:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by the_knower_of_all_knowledge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a bowl of water under your bed and burn a white candle and tell them to get lost.
2006-09-03 18:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Hadley Hodgkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give em a cookie and send them out the door
2006-09-03 18:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to play Sandman by Metalica at full volume. That scares them out of my car.
2006-09-03 18:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by mattapan26 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋