torturing us when we get to hell? There is none...He's a good guy who god has told a lot of lies about, dirty, nasty lies. Here is the true description of hell that satan, who's very name has been slandered into being something evil, told me in my dream while god was using the bathroom and not watching. (his voice doesn't sound wicked and creepy but he speaks with a welsh accent {sort of like Ms. Doubtfire}and uses the phrase 'Helloooo my friends' a lot, but anyways)
Hell:
AC was installed years ago. No longer hot.
community swimming pool.
Lemonade.
Lot's of good-looking, naughty chicks.
No AIDS.
Community church for those who still wanna try to get to heaven...don't know why.
Beautiful outdoor environment by the ocean.
This is not disputable...Satan told me in my dream..I'm not readin it outta some 2000 yr old book. Plz don't judge people you know nothing about and spread nasty rumours. Satan put a lot of work into makin hell a nice place and your lies really hurt his feelings.
2006-09-03 18:10:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha Toronto..tht was a VERY good point. :) Every1 read toronto's post and consider.
2006-09-03 18:15:41 · update #1
OMG...he is not the father of lies. God just tells us that so when he tells us the truth we don't believe him. Seriously you need to quit letting god control you.
2006-09-03 18:17:03 · update #2
God is powerless w/o your fuel....quit egging him on.
2006-09-03 18:18:07 · update #3
He told me you guys wouldn't listen: He sayeth thee: For there minds have been decieved..they cannot flip around their reality for it his held down by the concrete blocks of god's invisible wrath.
2006-09-03 18:21:31 · update #4
You are hallucinating.
2006-09-03 18:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Juliart 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Satan is certainly smarter than you! He has got you believing that he is a nice guy. For a real description of Satan look up Ezekiel Ch.28 and read from V11 onward. This is exactly how he operates, he has many names in the Bible amongst which is deceiver, murderer, liar just to name a few. Don't be deceived by his lies as he wants to take you to hell where he knows he is going and once there there is no way out.
2006-09-03 18:22:50 · answer #2 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you trippin when you had this dream? You can't really be serious? Do you really want to take responsibility for all the souls that are going to read this and take it seriously? That's too big a responsibility. I can't believe you even put this on here. If you really did have this dream, Satan is a deceiver, the great deceiver. Of course he is going to make hell look appealing. He is pissed because he knows he has a very short time left. And if hell is so great why is he pissed that his reign on earth is soon over? I will pray that the Lord comes to you in a dream and shows you the truth.
2006-09-03 18:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by tessababyboo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately for Satan and you, hell is controlled by God, not your buddy Satan.
God doesnt lie but Satan is in fact the father of lies. And we are more likely to believe a 2000 year old book if it offers salvation than the father of lies and his puppet in yahoo answers that offer nothing.
RE: toronto- God may love all creation but he isnt going to save it all, Biblical theology 101......
But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it. -Matthew 7:14
2006-09-03 18:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-09 07:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. There are a few holes in your info there. # 1 Satan is not in charge of Hell. That's where he will be sent after judgement day along with all those that chose to follow him. He is not there at present. He and his angels roam the earth looking for unknowing victims, ripe for the picking as he flatters them and tells them how wonderfull he is and how there is no hell and no sin and if they follow him they will have powers and wonderfull rewards! People sadly liiiike- YOU!!
2006-09-03 18:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..what were you smoking right before you went to bed?!!!
And if you did have this "dream"...of course he told you all these things..he is the father of lies..he decieves people into believing lies..and they believe these lies and deception before they will believe the truth. I've had my own experiences..and let it be known that...SATAN IS A LIAR!
2006-09-03 18:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah He is called the father of lies for a reason. I have a feeling your just posting this to get a rise out of Christians but honestly it doesnt even really affect me. But I just want to ask why you think that the Devil is assumed to be scary and ugly, its actually the opposite. The devil is going to be as appealing to us as he can be because he knows how much our world values outward appearances, he's going to try and attract the world.
2006-09-03 18:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by malsvb6 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If a person is of true faith then they would love God more than their children, and would recognise that their child being in hell is just punishment for their failure to accept God.
2006-09-03 18:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Question "what is satan's motive for torturing us when we get to hell?
None he will be just like the rest of the community he will not rule the place.
Think of sitting around playing cards with your mates or whatever you enjoy doing but being permanently thirsy and nothing to drink.
2006-09-03 18:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
please ...you are so wrong and greatly deceived not to mention this is just stupid.......and by the way why do you think satan is the one going to be tormenting others in hell......he will be tormented just as much as anyone else there.....hell in general is so bad that all will be tormented.....if it was as you say then why does satan not want to go to hell.....he has not been there yet.....but he will be going there one day.....cant you see that you are the one being vcontroled by the father of lies...he is known for his deception and you are falling for it hook line and sinker.....open your eyes and your heart and you may see the truth......
2006-09-03 18:18:12 · answer #11 · answered by shiningon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋