When I ask "If God created us from dirt, why is there still dirt?" do you actually think I am being serious?
Don't answer yet! I know you are a slow thinker, so please take five minutes before coming to your answer.
Of course, anyone with half a brain will realize that my question is satirizing the popular Christian question, "If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"
In reality, this question only proves one's ignorance of evolutionary theory. Nobody claims that modern species of monkeys are our ancestors. The theory is that we share a common ancestor, and this ancestral species has been phased out through evolution.
So why don't you educate yourself, and then also learn how to spot sarcasm on the internet?
2006-08-21
10:07:58
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Señor Badass
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