It appears that after some two thousand years, Jesus is reaccessing whether the investment he made in planet Earth was worth it. In light of recent events and the present state of the world, He has released the following statement.
"At the time my father and I decided to do what we did, the whole saving the world bit, we were expecting at least a 50% turn around. Clearly, the human market has fallen well short of our expectations and, if we don't begin to see a change in the numbers pretty soon, I'm afraid we may have to cut our losses."
Jesus's publicist was not immediately available to comment.
2007-08-24
06:25:07
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