It appears that after some two thousand years, Jesus is reaccessing whether the investment he made in planet Earth was worth it. In light of recent events and the present state of the world, He has released the following statement.
"At the time my father and I decided to do what we did, the whole saving the world bit, we were expecting at least a 50% turn around. Clearly, the human market has fallen well short of our expectations and, if we don't begin to see a change in the numbers pretty soon, I'm afraid we may have to cut our losses."
Jesus's publicist was not immediately available to comment.
2007-08-24 06:25:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You or your publicist failed to ask a question. You can leave now.
2007-08-24 06:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'll give "The Lamb" credit for admitting that some mistakes were made, but the organization has been mismanaged from the outset. I think we all might benefit from hearing what the other party has to offer in this matter.
2007-08-24 13:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems like their initial market research was way off. They should have seen the turn in the market right after the Flood fiasco.
2007-08-24 13:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will have my publicist contact Jesus' publicist, maybe we can "arrange" a meeting.
2007-08-24 15:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sapere Aude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha niiiice.
2007-08-24 13:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, that is pretty damn funny. you could sell it to SNL
2007-08-24 13:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep....cut 'em off
2007-08-24 13:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by 2sexxxy32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
GOD BLESS
2007-08-24 13:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋