i decided to get into the spirit of hallowe'en by doing some tricking and treating of my own. dressing up as a plummer from the council and flashing some phoney id, i "tricked" my way into an elderly neighbourhood residents house on the pretense of a pre-winter boiler check. the compliant old dear showed me where the boiler was housed before mumbling about emptying her colostomy bag and shuffled off, giving me ample time for a rummage. predictably the docile old mutation had a heathly wad of cash under her mattress which i "treated" myself to. i made an excuse of going to the van for some tools, as if. needless to say the drinks are on me. happy hallowe'en to you all
2006-10-31
03:09:07
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Troubled Joe(the ghost of)
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