is trick or treat just for the kids?

Question

i decided to get into the spirit of hallowe'en by doing some tricking and treating of my own. dressing up as a plummer from the council and flashing some phoney id, i "tricked" my way into an elderly neighbourhood residents house on the pretense of a pre-winter boiler check. the compliant old dear showed me where the boiler was housed before mumbling about emptying her colostomy bag and shuffled off, giving me ample time for a rummage. predictably the docile old mutation had a heathly wad of cash under her mattress which i "treated" myself to. i made an excuse of going to the van for some tools, as if. needless to say the drinks are on me. happy hallowe'en to you all

i humbly apologise for mispelling plumber, it's the beer i've had courtesy of the elderly and infirm

Answer 1

silly old woman every 1 no's council plummers always come in 2 's and they never have the part and they never work after 12.30

Answer 2

What you didn't know, you old phoney was that the cash was already stolen from Brinks Mat a couple of years ago! You may have seen it on the news. I'd not spent it because the notes are all numbered. They're hotter than a nuclear power leak. So, my dear little fraudster, if you're stupid enough to spend it, you will soon be hearing the 'Deee Dooo' of the police cars and the pitter patter of plod boots! And serve you jolly well right.
Oh yes. When I went out to 'change my bag', I was checking that my internal monitoring appliances were working! And they were. I've got you plain as day. The face lift won't work pretty boy! Your number is up!
Oh! And by the way it's PLUMBER you moron!

Answer 3

in line with annum till now we set out, we %. up a pizza. Then we go over all our guidelines, #1No eating ANY sweet till we get abode and verify it, #2 stay with an human being in any respect situations (there are too many perverts accessible lately), #3 not in any respect go right into a persons' abode or burst off on my own with a stranger (in the adventure that they listened to rule 2 then this does not be an difficulty.) #4 continually say thanks and chuffed Halloween. in line with annum we've tried to do something different: this year (from 5:30 to eight:00) we did the Booseum Bash the position we went downtown to all the museums that were open for loose, and the youngsters were given to "trick or take care of" to each and each and every museum and participate in a set of activities; very last year it rained so we took the lads to our church's "fall competition" it became boring for us father and mom, in spite of the indisputable fact that the youngsters had interesting with it; the year earlier we took them to Boo on the Zoo, which became more effective interesting than I anticipated it to be; and till now that we trick or dealt with on the Air pressure Base. Now that the lads have become older we are allowing them to "help" us opt for what we do. They experience like they are getting to assist make grown up alternatives, it really is important for toddlers.

Answer 4

Not if your partner dresses up in a foxy costume,opens the bedroom door slowly and asks "Trick or Treat"? And you say, "Mmm, i'll have to think about it..."

Answer 5

do you realise things like this actually do happen you sick fool! elderly people are targeted and have money stolen - even beaten up! how can you make a joke out if it ?! disgusting! lets hope it never happens to someone you love!

Answer 6

uh no trick or treating is not just for kids its for teenagers too, i'm not sure what the gap of teeager and adults do for halloween but i'm sure it involves drinking

Answer 7

Ye, base ball bats ready guy`s

Answer 8

No its for all ages

Answer 9

lol....

Trick or treating isn't just for children. Not in my world, it isn't.

Happy Halloween to you too, hun.

Answer 10

shut it nosferatu! get back in your coffin and think about what you've done!