Senior Citizens

This one always baffled me.

2007-11-04 06:48:49 · 21 answers · asked by sky 3

If they are too low they will contribute towards osteoporosis.

2007-11-04 06:42:37 · 5 answers · asked by Post Girl 5

I do & the hair brushes especially, seemed to last forever. :)

2007-11-04 06:07:17 · 28 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

I think you are a very nice person not a troll or a reporter. Then reason I like to keep my spirits up is because I lost my only daughter two years ago. In the past 12 years I have lost my 5 older sisters, my religion tells me we will all meet again and I believe that.
Meanwhile I try not to get depressed my daughter loved jokes, and sometimes I think she is laughing at then. As for Susie Q I have unblocked you, we should not fall out as
life is too short, and again I say there was no malice meant I only did it because you didn't like what I wrote.

2007-11-04 05:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-11-04 04:42:18 · 32 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Three guys die and go to heaven. At the gate, St. Peter tells them, "We're going to give you each a vehicle based on how faithful you were in your relationships."
The first guy says, "I never strayed." St. Peter gives him a Rolls-Royce. The second man says, "When I was young, I cheated. But I was completely faithful to my last girlfriend." St. Peter figures that counts for something, and gives him a Pontiac. The third man says, "I hit on everyone I could, all the time." St. Peter rolls out an old motorcycle. Later, the man on the motorcycle sees the guy with the Rolls crying. He pulls up and says, "Hey, what's the matter?"
"I just saw my girlfriend go by," says the guy in the Rolls, sobbing. "She was on roller skates!"

2007-11-04 04:41:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-04 04:40:59 · 20 answers · asked by slk29406 6

New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.

walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,

there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".

God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."

St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"

"Who, the New Yorkers?".

"No, the Pearly Gates."

2007-11-04 04:36:14 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5

I got your e-mail ok, I just wanted to stop you being upset seeing my postings, as you did more or less say you did not like them in seniors. I did not intend any malice whatsoever, I am not intellectual enough to ask the questions you want that is all.

2007-11-04 04:00:10 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5

I'm nearing 60 and have been in my current career for 18 years (insurance and financial services). Frankly, I'm bored.

I have a number of things that I would love to do, but my overdeveloped sense of responsibility says that it would be foolish and financially disastrous.

Any thoughts on what I should do, who I should talk to, agencies, "life coach", ways to evaluate whether one path would be better than another? Have you done anything like this and succeeded? If you have, how did you pull it off? How would you advise others in this situation?

NOTE: I have a sterling credit rating, but have only saved about $50,000 in a retirement account. I have a low-interest mortgage of about $200,000 on a home valued at around $800,000. Married, children are married and financially independent. Wife is chronically ill but stable and reasonably active. I am bi-lingual English Spanish.

2007-11-04 03:47:05 · 21 answers · asked by SafetyDancer 5

I was in New York recently, and have also been to other parts of the USA. Why do you seem to put cinnamon on or in a lot of things? I had it on coffee, oatmeal, apple pie, chewing gum and other things. I had to make a point of asking not to put it on in the end as all I could taste was the cinnamon and nothing else. Is there a reason for this please?

2007-11-04 03:28:27 · 21 answers · asked by Yoda 4

Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

2007-11-04 01:55:21 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5

My new granddaughter has the colic and I was hoping some of you ladies with your wonderful experience with children might have some tips for me and her mother.

2007-11-04 01:13:08 · 11 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

Including my parents,mother-in-law and Aunt and my late husband, I have had to say farewell to 23 people, who mean't so much in my life.? Sometimes, I think about it and say WHY? Why so young? Some of them between 48 years old and 60 years old. And I have just heard another friend has pancreatic cancer.

2007-11-03 21:45:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some differences that really jump out at you?

2007-11-03 21:11:33 · 27 answers · asked by gemma 4

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

"An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins.

"You dumb dog." As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket.

The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches for the dried up stuff that's been sitting out all day.

The dog growls at him. The butcher turns around and, glaring at the pup, gets the best mince from the fridge. Weighing out about 2 1/2 pounds, he drops in on the scale with his thumb.

"Hmmmmm, a bit shy. Who'll know?"

Again, the dog growls menacingly. "Alright, alright," as he throws on a generous half pound. He wraps it out, drops it in the basket, and drops in change from a five. The dog threatens to chew him off at the ankles. Another five goes in the basket.

The butcher is quite impressed and decides to follow the piddy pup home. The dog quickly enters a high-rise buildings, pushes the lift button, enters the lift, and then pushes the button for the 12th floor. The dog walks down the corridor and smartly bangs the basket on the door. The door opens, and the dog's owner screams at the dog.

"Hey, what are you doing? That's a really smart dog you've got there," comments the butcher.

"He's a stupid dog--that's the third time this week he's forgotten his key.

2007-11-03 18:21:48 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5

2007-11-03 17:12:13 · 35 answers · asked by gggggg 6

Do you find yourself watching more TV now that you're a 'tad' older?
Do you leave the TV on to keep you company?
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
Do you prefer comedy, drama, or 'reality' TV?
Do you enjoy the quiet?
Do you read more now?

...these are all the TV questions I can think of for now...lol

2007-11-03 17:11:45 · 22 answers · asked by Grace 5

Gladys. You are our queen here but don't gargle with the oils mentioned. Put Eulyptus or Tea Tree in bowl of staming water and inhale. And anyway, just so it looks interesting and I won't get a, you know what. Is anyone watching the surfing?

2007-11-03 17:05:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Gladys. You are our queen here but don't gargle with the oils mentioned. Put in a Eulyptus or Tea Tree in bowl of staming water and inhale. And anyway, just so it looks interesting and I won't get a. you know what. Is anyone watching the surfing?

2007-11-03 17:04:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-03 16:55:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

what would you change, what would you risk and how do you think it would have turned out?

2007-11-03 16:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Grace 5

Really only make you stronger?

2007-11-03 16:28:14 · 34 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

I know at my age a mother of 5 and grandmother of 6 and none to say i am also a great grandmother,i also hold down a full time job working with children at a school i feel blessed and thats what keeps me young!

2007-11-03 14:32:59 · 22 answers · asked by sky 3

Please tell me there's hope. Are there any success stories of a loved parent etc. that all seemed to given up on but had a turnaround. What helped. . .please let me know. I will never give up on my dad. Any success stories of someone who was not expected to rehabilitate and was elderly. Any advice. .. please. P.S. Please say a prayer for my dad and our family. I will always have Faith :-)

2007-11-03 14:25:04 · 9 answers · asked by confucious 2

2007-11-03 13:24:59 · 10 answers · asked by gggggg 6

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Items 1. elementary confusing words
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My score: 10/10 easy
20/25 advanced

You?

2007-11-03 12:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

I love "Rebecca" with Joan Fontaine and Lawrence Olivier. I know the lines to the script, I've seen it so much. My favorite character was the housekeeper.

2007-11-03 12:36:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I figure one a you fine folks can give me some beauty tips.

2007-11-03 12:30:41 · 22 answers · asked by HillbillyHannah 2

Do you still have it?

2007-11-03 12:30:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous