Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-11-04 01:55:21 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL!!!
2007-11-04 02:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have said some of these things to the Cops around where I live. If you were to say all of these sayings the cops around here would be standing around scratching their bald heads about what was just said to them.
My neighbor and I went into the Sub Station by our place and we talked to the LT. about the we are not getting proper attention in the area we live in. He told Amie and myself that if we wanted to pull off a crime in Washtenaw County we or anyone else would not be caught.
The thing about it, it is the truth!!
2007-11-04 03:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5. What I actually said was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."
What he actually said was, "Lady, you were leading it."
Ooops.
Edit: Goldwing, in Virginia, you can't talk your way out of a radar ticket. Apparently it's wired so that the information goes into a central computer. So, when the state trooper asked me if I knew how fast I was going, and I said, "No," he told me I was doing 72 in a 55 mph zone. There was no getting out of it. DANG!
2007-11-04 03:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by felines 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-04 02:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause I don't want to go to jail. LOL That must have came from someone with a lot of experience in saying the wrong thing. Those are good. LOL
2007-11-04 07:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Evening Ossifer!!
2007-11-04 03:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tooooo damned funny. !!!!! I have found that honesty is the best policy...when asked, "do you know how fast I clockey yoru speed at?" I tell them the truth..."Probably about...." I had no idea I was going that fast! " It has gotten me off about 75 % of the time with a warning ticket. Goldwing
2007-11-04 02:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i might choose to be the undesirable cop because of the fact if i replaced into the best cop i could be frightened of the undesirable cop.The avatar i might use could be considered one of Simon Cowell it would be humorous to work out him so large and quiet.
2016-10-14 23:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I dont really know what to say but I do know a few people who will really enjoyed these so I emailed this to myself. LOL
2007-11-06 02:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny! I emailed it to some friends and family. I know they will like it too.
2007-11-04 04:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they ask for your license say, isnt on my bumper.Your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts.
2007-11-04 02:06:11 · answer #11 · answered by wanna know 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋