I figure one a you fine folks can give me some beauty tips.
2007-11-03 12:30:41 · 22 answers · asked by HillbillyHannah 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Well,y'all got some mighty fine suggestions so far..'cept fer that Tinman feller...don't recon I'd live after 10 minutes...hey,wait a minute.
2007-11-03 13:54:40 · update #1
You is so purty now, I use po'k fat as moisurizin stuff. I good layer o' that grease will do you fine For my har, i use a little moonshine to make it shine and attrac the ol geezers, they love ta sniff me. For parfum, I use some biskit dough, dem guys shore love eatin!
2007-11-04 07:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mix ya up a batch of my secret beauty cream. Get some possum lard, a dab of muskrat gristle, and a some drippins' off a hog jowl and stir it up so it's nice and thick. Ply that to your face before sittin down a spell. Makes a good dip for smoked crawdads too! Ewwww Doggies, you'll be lookin just as perty in no time!!!
2007-11-04 08:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Gladys 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Definately go down to the hollar where the mud bog is,and
lay in it nekked and let the healing of the mud take over. It
will rejuvinate your skin and when you rinse off, it will leave
your skin nice and smoothe. If you can't do that, then at least
give yourself a mud pack on your face and neck. Your face
will thank you. You might follow up with a cool and soothing
cucumber mask to tighen up your pores and make you feel
like you're 15 again. And maybe you'll look it too!
2007-11-03 23:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hannah, you have reached the apex of ur perty looks. We here elder folks are a sure judge of perty and you have mastered it. Hold on there a sec, my dog is trying to mate with my wooden leg. Hold on.......................................Ok, that dare dog has met his maker. Tri-in to get lucky with my wooden leg, made of 100% hickory. But dat ain't impotent like your'in perty good looks. Best o luck, yu hear.
Oh, by the way. To insure about ur looks, hold your breath underwater for 10 minutes, no cheatin.
2007-11-03 20:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Tinman12 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My granny always said perty is as perty does. Y'aint got a thing ta worry yerself 'bout, Miss Hannah!
2007-11-03 20:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You could use them there fancy lotions, but the best way I found to stay perty is to git rid of all them mirrors in the hous and then even if ya don't look so good, ya'll never know it. lol
2007-11-03 23:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Honeychile, you just soak in that nice tub full of emollient bubbles and you'll feel beautiful. Be sure you carry that same feeling with you all day long. If you feel beautiful, you will be beautiful.
I think you're purty already.
2007-11-04 15:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by felines 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always use a sunblock. Protect you skin and don't be afraid of an orthodontist. I'm glad to see you're wearing really tight ponytails. Nothin like pulling that face skin tight!
2007-11-03 20:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by katydid 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Honey, ya look real fine jus as ya are. Age like a grape, but don't become a prune. Jus stay as sweet as ya are.
2007-11-04 04:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh Sugar, Y'all look fine just tha way ya are. Never change.
2007-11-04 01:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Methuselah's Granny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋