Senior Citizens

Are you hearing and understanding the
agendas (and motives) of all the candidates that are trying for the Presidential primaries?
Do you feel that any of these people
have the ability to bring this country out
of the quagmire its in? Who?

2007-11-04 13:04:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

For those who saw the question about the reporter.?

2007-11-04 13:02:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Has anyone ever been to the South Pacific Islands? When?
How did you like them? Would you go again?

2007-11-04 12:58:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-04 12:53:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

i just saw that advertisement , is that a good job ?

http://www.johngamer.com/caregiver-jobs-trusted-hands-senior-care/

2007-11-04 12:48:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love watching his show and the skit Man on the Street with Louie Nye. Smock smock. Somehow, I just don't laugh as much as I use to when I watch TV.

2007-11-04 12:43:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I think he was around in the 1950s

2007-11-04 12:42:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine was the Manson killings

2007-11-04 12:40:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am watching The Letter with Bette Davis and I noticed that she was carrying one. Did anyone ever do this when they were young?

2007-11-04 12:39:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

with a picture of Alphy on the outside!

2007-11-04 12:23:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the point of their education? They are already retired. Even if they get their degrees, who will hire them? Should there be separate schools for senior citizens? You views, please. I mean no disrespect to those of you who are older adults. I ask out of sincerity & concern for overcrowded Colleges with a large student body that is under the age of 25.

2007-11-04 12:20:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have read a couple and enjoyed them.

2007-11-04 11:56:49 · 8 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

who's Q&A are private, because I sent two to a certain person with no reply, so does that mean if your private you don't get e-mails.

2007-11-04 11:26:13 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5

I don't like crude comedians, and Richard Pryor topped that list, but I did watch the movies he did with Gene Wilder.

On the other hand, Robin Williams is second on that list, and I have steadfastly refused to watch any movie that he was in.

2007-11-04 11:21:12 · 30 answers · asked by felines 5

There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.

She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.

She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"

So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yu cwothes." So she did. Then he said, "Now, get on yu hands and knees and crawl weal fas away frum me, den craw weal fas back to me." So the young lady did.

Dr. Chang looked at her said, "I know what wong with yu... Yu got weal bad case of Zachary disease!"

The lady asked, "What the heck is that?!"

Dr. Chang replied, "Dat's wen yu face lok zachary like yur butt"!

2007-11-04 11:12:36 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5

when i sigh on and it shows that I have more than 1 point, or it I am just interested in what is going on with my account, I will go to "my profile" and check "activity details" this tell me what points I have received recently, and why.

2007-11-04 11:00:04 · 15 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

I have a mystery mirror magnet. If you open it, and look in the mirror, a voice starts screaming. It is so funny!

2007-11-04 10:50:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

I really found Sybil with Sally Fields and the Three Faces of Eve with Joanne Woodward very interesting.

2007-11-04 10:48:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

so far 2 of my questions have been deleted.

2007-11-04 09:41:18 · 24 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

2007-11-04 09:33:05 · 15 answers · asked by Yoda 4

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

2007-11-04 09:22:05 · 15 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

HOWEVER... he had called complaining that they only had fourty thousand to spend on the wedding?

I couldn't even afford flowers...

2007-11-04 08:56:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Gladys has got to be mine !!!! We are so simular it is uncanny. I almost said the Electrolux man too. My Mom had to buy one to get rid of the salesman !!!! And the shirt with leaves sounds so like something I have done !!!

2007-11-04 08:35:33 · 27 answers · asked by Diana 7

when did you graduate? and what were your school colors and do you remember your school song?also what state did you go to school in? thanks friends.
1-i graduated in 1956
2-our song was the usual Pomp and Circumstance
3-my school was Fitzgerald high in Warren Michigan
home of the Spartans

2007-11-04 08:33:37 · 30 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

[ Another Scottish joke ]

Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks spent putting out a fire in a North Sea oil well. He ordered a pint of heavy and found a table. The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that this rugged-looking elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:

"I've been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year."

"Oh really..." our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.

"Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and..."

"Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers," Red said, looking at the ceiling.

"Aye, that's right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass called Polly Darton."

"It's DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton." Red was not in the friendliest of moods now.

The Scot realized that he was making a fool of himself and tried a change of topic:

"Haven't I seen you on TV? You're quite famous, aren't you?"

This made old Red cheer up:

"Indeed you have. I'm Red Adair!" he said with a grin.

"Red Adair?! The REAL Red Adair? So, are you still married to Ginger Rogers?"

2007-11-04 08:33:27 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5

Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

2007-11-04 07:41:18 · 24 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

If it's been a while, look at Daisymae's question about having a T-shirt with a smiley face and read Glady's response!

2007-11-04 07:34:42 · 16 answers · asked by Stephen 2

as one of the worlds most glamorous women. Your thoughts please?

2007-11-04 07:17:03 · 32 answers · asked by Yoda 4

besides making money, do you really receive any benefit from it?

what benefits do you receive?

2007-11-04 07:10:05 · 17 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7

I hear that is what most retired people are supposed to do.

2007-11-04 07:06:33 · 11 answers · asked by Hannah's Grandpa 7